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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:36 am

Well thank you Roy. Being a true Scotsman I knew you wouldn't want to see time and money being wasted on erroneous postings. (Actually I think Gordon Brown has blown that myth right out of the water).
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:54 am

Well, Gordon being a Scot, he enjoys spending some English money, which is only to be expected: they are the only two bits of Great Britain that count, aren't they?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Rainswept on Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:01 am

Roy it's hard for me to insult you in this thread, just the kind of guy you are. Of course, if I didn't have to mask each insult in a compliment, it'd be far easier.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:08 am

Indeed....well, thanks for the pint of 2 shilling ale, extra short shortbread and the deep fried maltezer...most generous.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby ciaran54 on Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:36 pm

Bart, you look really good in your avatar... too bad there is that pirate standing on you, it looks painful.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:42 pm

How is the chin transplant working out for you, ciaran? Will you be able to get rid of that ridiculous temporary beard wig soon?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:53 pm

It's a good thing you have a translator or people might think you could speak English.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:30 pm

DB, it's so nice to see you can cook. Do you or your Mother clean up afterwards?
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 13, 2009 5:43 am

I see you're looking forward to Halloween again...it must be so nice to be let out once a year.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:12 pm

Bart I hope you're still considering coming to my wedding. After all we'll need someone to clean up. Don't worry about lodging though I've reserved a spot for you in one of the port-o-potties!
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:18 pm

Golly whiz PG, porta potties?? Hot damn! Yuz must be living high on the hog.
I noticed on the invite it was BYOTP.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:57 pm

Ahhhh Twisty it would be a pleasure to have your company, but seriously, you're not invited.


(The house we rented for the wedding has a stipulation that for every 50 guests over 50, you have to get a port-o-potty. Classy, I know!)
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:18 am

Well of course I'll be coming...I think it's about time those 40 kids of yours had legitimate parents.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:29 am

And you would be willing to take some of them of his hands? God help them, it would be like crossing The Sound of Music with Black Hawk Down.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 14, 2009 3:34 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:And you would be willing to take some of them of his hands? God help them, it would be like crossing The Sound of Music with Black Hawk Down.


:lol:

Nice one Ginger!
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