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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:51 am

(hang on he lives in Bristol)...YOU NEARLY WELSH man!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:23 pm

Go stuff yourself you seasick sissy!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:15 pm

Even if you were a taxidermist, you still couldn't stuff a pussy.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:24 pm

Did you intentionally shave your head or did your illiteracy cause you to rub Nair on your head?
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:53 am

Now why would you be talking to RRR? You can't shag him, and you can't eat him, which is as far as your interactions usually go. Don't tell me you're trying to make a friend?
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:11 pm

At least i HAVE friends....leper.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:24 pm

I'll give that one 3/10. Leper is a diagnosis, not an insult.

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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:25 am

Pssst, Roy, you forgot the little bell.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:47 pm

Quiet you wrinkled old bag!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:21 pm

Sissy boy.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:03 pm

Er, mean lady.

That is all (I said I wouldn't play this game until there was a page without me saying anything, whoops).
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:09 am

You have wonky legs and consort with drunkards.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:53 am

There's not as much under yer kilt as ye think.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:42 pm

You're a fat, bald, atheist lawy... oh crap, I did it again.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:43 pm

ye carnt reach ter wype
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