I hope that the pic of the half-naked guy with the huge candy-cane and huge feet makes it in there.List of Parade-going items I have compiled:
Oversized Foreign Legion style hat for sun protection
Long sleeve button-up shirt, light in color, unbuttoned and untucked over a t-shirt for same reason
Large umbrella for same reason
Collapsible camping chair
Cane for walking around with after
Cloth bag in which to put the following:
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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