The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:24 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Arrrrgh, yer ivery pegleg be mayde ov plastick.
Plastick weren't hinvented backe then!
(Oi've bin proved wrong, oi knoes, but ye have ta go wiv the floe!)

Ye silly badger!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:13 am

Arrgh ye be naught but a lifeboat full o jellyfish (arrgh right thread this toim)
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby venomfangx on Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:28 pm

Your hook is pitiful, ye scalawag swine... Blimy! :pirate_fish:

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все это есть не для нас, но как пример для молодых ребят, которые смогли найти нашу истину
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:15 pm

Yer face couldn't scare a bar wench! Get yerself a mask!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:16 pm

Yer face couldnae scare a child!

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:58 pm

Arrrgh..yer Rev count be more pathetik than a Morris Minor! (arrgh that's a good one ye must admit it).
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:09 pm

Ye'v a limp mainsail!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:23 pm

Ye've a limp noodle!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:32 pm

Yer cannins not be firin any munitions.

(true actually...)
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:17 am

Ye caint spell Cannin rioght!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:07 pm

Ye'r witho a wench cuz o yer skurvy!!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:39 pm

Yarrrgh, ye be noane as a "Lady Killer" on fyve continents.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:02 pm

Arrrrr, ye be a piece o' seven at most!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby bacon on Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:19 pm

ye hed be so full o' hot air that it be floatin' away from ye body
Get your bake on.

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:58 pm

Ye throws cold shoulders at yer Pirate shipmates. :cry:
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