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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:06 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:In one of my rants i wrote about a woman who told me that god will "cast me into the pit with the rest of the fallen"...

Hmmm... so how about "Squirrel in the pit (and enjoying it!)" :lech:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:16 pm

I believe that "pit" is a proper noun... Shouldn't it be "Pit". Also, none of the squirrel references will make much sense when i change my avatar.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:22 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:I believe that "pit" is a proper noun... Shouldn't it be "Pit". Also, none of the squirrel references will make much sense when i change my avatar.

If I meant it as a proper noun you would be perfectly right!
It's true that an avatar change will make squirrel references a bit irrelevant, apart from their historical interest... what then would you say IS your true totem animal? (please say "Chipmunk"!)
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:28 pm

"Can i be a mongoose dog?"
~Gir
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:40 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:"Can i be a mongoose dog?"
~Gir

What's that? a mongoose that looks like a dog, or a dog that looks like a mongoose ??

Anyway on an unusually polite note I could suggest "The Untold Delight of Duluth" or "The Bold Delighter and Lustful Knight of Duluth" as a title (but would anyone get the reference to the ironic speech "The Untold Delights of Duluth" made by U.S. Representative J. Proctor Knott of Kentucky on January 27, 1871 in the House of deputies??)
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:57 pm

It's from Invader Zim. Gir is Zims "eccentric" robot henchman:

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:47 pm

Invader Zim? Gir? "eccentric" robot henchman? mongoose dog?
I understand less and less... but I'm sure someone out there understands you dear Scotty!
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:02 pm

Invader Zim.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:11 pm

How about, "T.W.R.A. M" ??

It's up to you guys to figure out what it stands for.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:44 pm

Hmmm…

    Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency Manager? :whip:

    Trans-Pacific Westbound Rate Agreement Modifier? (It's now Eastbound…) Image

    Troubador With Really Amazing Melodies? :whistle:

    Truly, Wonderfully, Rampantly Awesome Manhood? :lech:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:10 pm

Toothless
Women
Roam
Around this
Mongoose

?????

Throngs of
Women
Run
Around
Minnesota

????
It could be anything! Tell us Tigsie... or isnt there any answer?
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:25 pm

Tris, I can't tell you - my answers weren't any more likely than yours! :blush:

We'll just have to wait for Twisty to relent…
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:27 pm

TwistedSister wrote:How about, "T.W.R.A. M" ??

It's up to you guys to figure out what it stands for.


Teeny Weenie Really Asinine Male?

(forgive me, Scott)
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:30 pm

Ooooh, that was cruel!


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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:38 pm

It was what came to mind looking at the letters...not from thinking about Scott.


How about these (as penance)

Twisty Wants Really Awesome Man
Tornado Warning: Randomly Activated Monsoons
Terrible With Relationships And Mothers
Tasty With Raspberries And Margaritas
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