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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:10 pm

I actually liked "Knotty, Banned" the best!
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:25 am

Don Scottario.
Scott Lothario.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:51 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
tris wrote:(and all of you guys love it anyway!) :whistle: or maybe not... :confused:
Yeah, we do!
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:18 am

tris wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
tris wrote:(and all of you guys love it anyway!) :whistle: or maybe not... :confused:
Yeah, we do!
Thanks DTH... I need a bit of (im)moral support from my fans and followers sometimes.. it ain't always easy leading the crusade of crudeness and going on before boldly bearing my blasphemous banner of profanity!
So many Bs... that was fantastic!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:22 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:So many Bs... that was fantastic!

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bummitty bum bum :moon:
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:40 am

daftbeaker wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:So many Bs... that was fantastic!

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bummitty bum bum :moon:
Daft DB is not as skilled at alliteration!
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:35 am

PantyGnawer wrote:I actually liked "Nutty, Banned" the best!


Fixed that for ya PG.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:55 pm

I just got an idea from one of my rants! Can i be "The Fallen"?
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:38 pm

Awwww... Did you fall of your bicycle? Do you need a Band-Aid?
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby bacon on Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:39 pm

more like he needs a good psychologist




sorry scott - just teasing
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:58 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Awwww... Did you fall of your bicycle? Do you need a Band-Aid?

Yes please.

Can we have Scotty the Notty?
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:15 pm

How about Scotty the Nutty?

based on bacon's idea.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby gannstboy on Sat Oct 03, 2009 9:33 am

yoda of squirrels
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Oct 03, 2009 10:11 am

rooowara ooww crqhuahrcrcwoanc

('yoda of squirrels' in shyriiwook)
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:22 am

In one of my rants i wrote about a woman who told me that god will "cast me into the pit with the rest of the fallen"...
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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