TwistedSister wrote:So, just insert the word Squirrel.
It wouldn't rhyme... listen:
"Squirrel musk is us"
Stunk out Duluth with Squirrel musk !!!
Squirrel musk, hunk of Duluth
Mr Squirrel hunk of spunk
Squirrel hunk drunk on spunk
Squirrel stunk of spunk
and "Punch drunk on Squirrelspunk" is even worse!
It just doesn’t work anymore without the Chipmunk… what’s the damn difference anyway? They’re both little rodent critters that scamper around nibbling nuts and climb trees… OK, one of ‘em has a stripey back... so what? It washes off with a bit of bleach!
You guys just don't appreciate the problems of the true poet who has to wrestle with the finer aspects of poetry (rhyme, alliteration, assonance, etc) The problem with "Squirrel" is that it's almost impossible to rhyme it...
Now if it was "Beaver" that would give us a lot of potential to work with!
"Viva the Beaver"
" (I like that... didn't Scott have a sort of labrador-retriever on his avatar one time?