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Re: Insults Game

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:44 am

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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:49 pm

Who are you to talk? We all know that the whole Ubi-clan is just you and a lack of imagination for coming up with UserNames.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 24, 2009 2:58 pm

And we know that you only cultivate Ubi's friendship because of his teenage daughter, you freak! I'm away to the Temple of the Prophets to propose that you become "Sultan of the Sex-Offender's Register".
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:16 am

Yeah? Well we all know that 'Mr. Baby Blue Eyes' over there is wearing contact lenses!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:23 am

Arrgh ye be naught but a lifeboat full o jellyfish (sorry...wrong insult thread!)
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:00 pm

Aargh, yer Dad looks like George Bernard Shaw!

Oh no, wait, that's me...
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:28 pm

Were you over here visiting the Pacific Northwest recently Roy? I hear there have been some more sasquatch sighting...
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:22 am

Your light saber is a weeny one
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:17 am

I hear your 'cutlass' is a bit on the lightweight side too...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:45 am

Bah...you sit at home watching 'Braveheart' all day dreaming of the glory days.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:58 am

[offtopic]The best man at my wedding died in the first ten minutes of Braveheart. He played William's older brother, John.[/offtopic]

Bah. You sit at home all day watching recordings of Emlyn Hughes on A Question Of Sport. On Betamax.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:05 am

Roy Hunter wrote:[offtopic]The best man at my wedding died in the first ten minutes of Braveheart. He played William's older brother, John.[/offtopic]

Bah. You sit at home all day watching recordings of Emlyn Hughes on A Question Of Sport. On Betamax.


That's a coincidence I was exercising on a treadmill at the gym last Thursday next to James Cosmo:

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who was also in Braveheart...he's a regular at my gym.

and by the way...You've got worse teeth than Joe Jordan!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:24 am

black bart wrote:...I was exercising on a treadmill at the gym...
This isn't the lies thread, Bart.

You've got bigger breasts than Jordan.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:34 am

Judging by how long Mr Cosmo spent on the running machine compared to me, I'd be no good as a blue painted Scottish warrior!

Yer Claymore's all bent an rusty!
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:57 am

You revolting little Welshman, how dare play a part in driving up house prices in the Greater London area? Go on, shove off back to your soggy, sheep-infested little eye-sore and stop taking English jobs!

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