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Re: Scott the Prophet
by Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:34 pm
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by black bart on Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:39 am
You've heard of the Great but unsuccessful British explorer Scott of the Antartic...
Scott of the Bitch Market
Scott what it takes
Scott of the Bitch Market
Scott what it takes
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by Ubi Dubius on Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:01 am
black bart wrote:Scott what it takes
Off to the pun thread wit ye!
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by bacon on Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:38 am
prophet of perversion
Get your bake on.
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by Scott the Pirate on Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:15 pm
That would leave Ken's rank as "King" intact. 
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:11 pm
Eternally Optimistic Ogler
The Mad Molester
Have Wood, Will Travel
The Mad Molester
Have Wood, Will Travel
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by black bart on Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:49 am
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Eternally Optimistic Ogler
The Mad Molester
Have Wood, Will Travel
and then you could be: 'Have canoe, will paddle'.
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by Scott the Pirate on Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:04 pm
Or more of a statement...
"Come for the scenery, stay for the outhouses"
"Come for the scenery, stay for the outhouses"
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by tris on Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:17 am
I'll have to think about it for a while... but just for now how 'bout:
"Scottalot of balls"
or Scottalot of testosterone
or Scottalot of wierdos all around
or even, for the alliteration, Scottalot of spunk!
or Punch drunk Chipspunk (... as in Chipmunk)
or "Chipmunk musk is us"
Or Stunk out Duluth with Chipmunk musk !!!
or Chipmunk musk, hunk of Duluth
or Mr Chipmunk hunk of spunk
or Chipmunk hunk drunk on spunk (hmmm, might give the wrong idea of Scott's orientation that one!)
or even Chipmunk stunk of spunk (!!!!!!)
That's enough now... I could go on for hours like this but I gotta play tennis!
"Scottalot of balls"
or Scottalot of testosterone
or Scottalot of wierdos all around
or even, for the alliteration, Scottalot of spunk!
or Punch drunk Chipspunk (... as in Chipmunk)
or "Chipmunk musk is us"
Or Stunk out Duluth with Chipmunk musk !!!
or Chipmunk musk, hunk of Duluth
or Mr Chipmunk hunk of spunk
or Chipmunk hunk drunk on spunk (hmmm, might give the wrong idea of Scott's orientation that one!)
or even Chipmunk stunk of spunk (!!!!!!)
That's enough now... I could go on for hours like this but I gotta play tennis!
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Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by Scott the Pirate on Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:57 pm
Chipmunks? Those are Jedi Squirrils....
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by TwistedSister on Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:16 pm
So, just insert the word Squirrel.
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* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by tris on Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:35 am
TwistedSister wrote:So, just insert the word Squirrel.
It wouldn't rhyme... listen:
"Squirrel musk is us"
Stunk out Duluth with Squirrel musk !!!
Squirrel musk, hunk of Duluth
Mr Squirrel hunk of spunk
Squirrel hunk drunk on spunk
Squirrel stunk of spunk
and "Punch drunk on Squirrelspunk" is even worse!
It just doesn’t work anymore without the Chipmunk… what’s the damn difference anyway? They’re both little rodent critters that scamper around nibbling nuts and climb trees… OK, one of ‘em has a stripey back... so what? It washes off with a bit of bleach!
You guys just don't appreciate the problems of the true poet who has to wrestle with the finer aspects of poetry (rhyme, alliteration, assonance, etc) The problem with "Squirrel" is that it's almost impossible to rhyme it...
Now if it was "Beaver" that would give us a lot of potential to work with!
E.g.
"Viva the Beaver"
or "Beaver-cleaver"
or "Beaver-believer"
or "Beaver-diva"
or "Beaver-fever"
or "Beaver-achiever"
or "Beaver-retriever" (I like that... didn't Scott have a sort of labrador-retriever on his avatar one time?
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by Scott the Pirate on Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:24 pm
You're kind of a sicko tris...
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by tris on Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:56 pm
Scott the Pirate wrote:You're kind of a sicko tris...
I know... but it's you who inspire me!
(and all of you guys love it anyway!)
or maybe not... 
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:57 pm
Yeah, we do!tris wrote:Scott the Pirate wrote:You're kind of a sicko tris...
I know... but it's you who inspire me!
(and all of you guys love it anyway!)
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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