Scott the Prophet

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:34 pm

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:39 am

You've heard of the Great but unsuccessful British explorer Scott of the Antartic...

Scott of the Bitch Market

Scott what it takes
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:01 am

black bart wrote:Scott what it takes

:lol:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:38 am

prophet of perversion
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:15 pm

That would leave Ken's rank as "King" intact. :grin:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:11 pm

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:49 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Eternally Optimistic Ogler

The Mad Molester

Have Wood, Will Travel



and then you could be: 'Have canoe, will paddle'.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:04 pm

Or more of a statement...

"Come for the scenery, stay for the outhouses"
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:17 am

I'll have to think about it for a while... but just for now how 'bout:
"Scottalot of balls"
or Scottalot of testosterone
or Scottalot of wierdos all around
or even, for the alliteration, Scottalot of spunk!
or Punch drunk Chipspunk (... as in Chipmunk)
or "Chipmunk musk is us"
Or Stunk out Duluth with Chipmunk musk !!!
or Chipmunk musk, hunk of Duluth
or Mr Chipmunk hunk of spunk
or Chipmunk hunk drunk on spunk (hmmm, might give the wrong idea of Scott's orientation that one!)
or even Chipmunk stunk of spunk (!!!!!!)

That's enough now... I could go on for hours like this but I gotta play tennis!
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:57 pm

Chipmunks? Those are Jedi Squirrils....
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister on Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:16 pm

So, just insert the word Squirrel.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:35 am

TwistedSister wrote:So, just insert the word Squirrel.

It wouldn't rhyme... listen:
"Squirrel musk is us"
Stunk out Duluth with Squirrel musk !!!
Squirrel musk, hunk of Duluth
Mr Squirrel hunk of spunk
Squirrel hunk drunk on spunk
Squirrel stunk of spunk
and "Punch drunk on Squirrelspunk" is even worse!
It just doesn’t work anymore without the Chipmunk… what’s the damn difference anyway? They’re both little rodent critters that scamper around nibbling nuts and climb trees… OK, one of ‘em has a stripey back... so what? It washes off with a bit of bleach!
You guys just don't appreciate the problems of the true poet who has to wrestle with the finer aspects of poetry (rhyme, alliteration, assonance, etc) The problem with "Squirrel" is that it's almost impossible to rhyme it...
Now if it was "Beaver" that would give us a lot of potential to work with!
E.g.
"Viva the Beaver"
or "Beaver-cleaver"
or "Beaver-believer"
or "Beaver-diva"
or "Beaver-fever"
or "Beaver-achiever"
or "Beaver-retriever" (I like that... didn't Scott have a sort of labrador-retriever on his avatar one time?
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:24 pm

You're kind of a sicko tris...
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby tris on Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:56 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:You're kind of a sicko tris...

I know... but it's you who inspire me! :violin: :idea:
(and all of you guys love it anyway!) :whistle: or maybe not... :confused:
What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! Brahma
Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
Don’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals! Ol’ J C
You what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan? Moham
Oh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:57 pm

tris wrote:
Scott the Pirate wrote:You're kind of a sicko tris...

I know... but it's you who inspire me! :violin: :idea:
(and all of you guys love it anyway!) :whistle: or maybe not... :confused:
Yeah, we do!
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