Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

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Do you Talk Like a Land Lubber?

Yes always, except when I'm on the internet
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Yarrr, yeah before Oi wuz ship-napped
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No-ho-ho ye scruffy bag-o-weevils
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:45 am

One may, and thank you.

Having not visited the colonies in a great many years, unfortunately I can not offer you an answer. Perhaps the cognac will do in its place?
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:50 am

Cognac, wonderful stuff, drink it by the gallon. Orignates from Spain I believe.

I must make use of a taxidermist in my employ. As I've now emptied anything and everything on 4 legs from my estate, I may have look a 2-legged trophies next.

Do you think the villagers will catch my drift? I'd hate to let that little snippet out of the bag. They are an awfully sensitive lot you know!
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:53 am

Cognac orignates from Spain? Balderdash!

My dear Lord DaveL have you not done your Grand Tour yet?

Cognac is in France, Spiders are from Mars and Venus and Mars are alright tonight.

My goodness how much sherry did the cook put in the trifle?
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby DaveL on Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:40 am

Well er French you say? Darned continental countries Lord Bart! What we need is a darned good war. Awfully profitable you know.

Well, I dare say I shall be investing in a few munitions factories, if we ever get in a "little tiff" with Spain or France.
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:08 am

Oh my word Lord D...don't mention Spaniards to me. One happened to watch a spot of Bull Fighting in Valencia. After the debacle one ate at the Ringside Restaurant and one was served some rather suspicious lookin meat Balls don't cha know. One suspected that the balls were orf the hunfortunate animal but on making the observation to the waiter that they were rather small the Revolting Spanish Upstart said: 'Thee Bull does not always lose senior!'
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby DaveL on Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:13 am

How horrible Lord Bart. I suspect they would be rather chewy and all that. Reminds me of a movie with Lord Chevy Chase, where he once ate 30 lambs fry.
Awfully funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4mqCDakVQ
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:24 am

DaveL wrote:How horrible Lord Bart. I suspect they would be rather chewy and all that. Reminds me of a movie with Lord Chevy Chase, where he once ate 30 lambs fry.
Awfully funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4mqCDakVQ


:lol:

Something very similar to that happened to my Mum in France (those Frenchies will eat anything!) :shocked:
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby DaveL on Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:51 pm

Oh my stars! Eating a good slice of offal used to be reserved for my villagers. Those darn Continental types keep changing my steadfastly Victorian diet!
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:49 pm

I say, old chaps. It would seem that Talk Like a Landlubber day will soon be upon us. Huzzah!
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:46 pm

Oh, righto old bean. Let me try out the strain of a piratic term on my vocal chords...

*ahem* yeeer! *ahem*

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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby ciaran54 on Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:51 am

OH my! it seems that talk like a landlubber day is indeed already here, that was indeed quite fast was it not?

NORT AS FARST AS MOY SHIP IT ARNT!!! ARGH-ahahaha

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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:32 am

Summon the Head Butler at once...who let the rabble in?
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby Calico Jack on Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:41 pm

I do say, my fine man, would you mind passing me a peanut???
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby DaveL on Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:04 pm

Why certainly Sir Jack. Would you like that placed by my servant in your sterling silver seed tray?
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Re: Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:11 am

I say, Lord DaveL, perchance yon Jack wishes for your butler to insert that peanut into his b...


Oh! One *DOES* beg your pardon!

Whatever was in that last glass of cognac? One's natural decorum is slipping! One hopes one has not caught a mild (albeit embarrassing) case of Tourettes.
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