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Insults Game

Postby ciaran54 on Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:21 pm

The rules of this game are really quite simple,
you insult the person above you.

it's sorta like the lies thread, but you don't have to speak backwards when bacon and TwistedSister get into a heated argument.

DON'T TAKE THE INSULTS TOO SERIOUSLY... unless they were meant like it, which i doubt.

it works best if your insult is related to the person before you's insult, eg:

Guy #1 says:
'The person above me drives an elephant to work'

Guy #2 says:
'the person above me tries to hitch a ride on elephants to get to work'

And as the thread goes on, the insults get more and more ridiculous.

imagine there is a person above me, i am going to insult him to start us off (i dont have a brilliant imagination for these things):


'The person above me sends his son to school on a blue chicken'
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- At least if i die doing something i love, I'll never live to regret it

- Why does everyone have to have an opinion on a glass of water? It's half a glass of water and that's good enough for me.

- No one ever reads this, do they? (except ham nox, for some reason)
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:29 pm

The eejit above me didn't even check if such a thread already existed!

http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=4732

(How's that for starters?)
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Re: Insults Game

Postby ciaran54 on Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:37 pm

The eejit above me didn't realise that this isn't the same thread, it isn't piraty, and it asks for the insults to be related so it is more fun and ridiculous. The eejit above me also didn't realise i have posted in that thread, and in the lies thread, and decided to combine them.

:stupid:
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- At least if i die doing something i love, I'll never live to regret it

- Why does everyone have to have an opinion on a glass of water? It's half a glass of water and that's good enough for me.

- No one ever reads this, do they? (except ham nox, for some reason)
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:42 pm

^ is usless barnacle on the hull of society.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Insults Game

Postby ciaran54 on Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:49 pm

^is pathetic speck on the edge of his monster's universe
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- Why does everyone have to have an opinion on a glass of water? It's half a glass of water and that's good enough for me.

- No one ever reads this, do they? (except ham nox, for some reason)
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:50 pm

^ is a panty sniffer.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Insults Game

Postby ciaran54 on Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:56 pm

^is a panty eater (i can see where this is going)
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- Why does everyone have to have an opinion on a glass of water? It's half a glass of water and that's good enough for me.

- No one ever reads this, do they? (except ham nox, for some reason)
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:09 pm

^ is French.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:12 pm

^ uses non-fairtrade bananas.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Sep 21, 2009 4:14 pm

^ smells of urine and wanders round Glasgow mumbling into a can, offering strangers the choice of 'Giv us a quid or ah'll chib ye!'
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Julius Aurora on Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:42 pm

^Possesses a facial expression as lewd as a yellow colored toad.
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2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:46 am

^Tried to find his arse with both hands, but lost one in the process.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:58 am

^ is a bounder and what's more, a cad.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: Insults Game

Postby Julius Aurora on Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:27 am

^Lost his arm in a sword fight with Baldrick.
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Re: Insults Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:51 am

Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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