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Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:55 pm

Well! I now officially cave to the peer pressure and (on my first day w/o the kids) begin a thread requesting a title! No profanity please!

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Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Ubi Dubium on Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:27 pm

Oh %^&$^! I was going to suggest #@^%$* of the !@$%$%'s"

Well, since I bugged you about this, I'd better get things rolling. How about:

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:38 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:Oh %^&$^! I was going to suggest #@^%$* of the !@$%$%'s"

Well, since I bugged you about this, I'd better get things rolling. How about:

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I thought you of all people would have suggested "Lock up your daughters!"

Or how about:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby PKMKII on Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:08 pm

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:38 pm

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:48 pm

How about just 'Notty, banned' :wink:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:51 pm

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By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it.
The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant.
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:09 pm

Freak magnet
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:17 pm

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:05 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Freak magnet


Tig, I swear to FSM that's what I was going to post!!!
Great minds think alike I suppose.

Hmmmm, let's see [must remember to be nice. must remember to be nice]

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Calico Jack on Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:39 pm

SQUIRRLEY MAN!!!!

CAPTAIN HORMONE!!!!

Ack, Ack Jack!
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:12 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Freak magnet


I actually expected to see that sooner! :grin:
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:40 pm

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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:50 pm

True, true.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: Scott the Prophet

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:12 pm

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