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Christmas

Postby edbern on Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:20 pm

This Christmas I would really llike the baby Jesus to meet his Noodliness. It would be so great if I could get noodly Xmas ornaments for the Christmas tree so Jesus and His Noodliness can get to know each other. Maybe if the FSM were to acknowledge Jesus' birthday some of those nasty people in the "hate mail" section would come to accept his and his noodly teachings
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Re: Christmas

Postby Reverend RA on Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:21 am

My understand is that Jesus, now a grown man, following his less than successful first appearance here on earth, is head waiter at the Lounge Bar in Heaven where he has received considerable acclaim.
Give a man a packet of spaghetti and he can give his family food for a day. But give that man a spaghetti plant and he can give his whole village something to talk about.
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Re: Christmas

Postby Angry_Santa on Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:06 pm

This christmas im stuffing every stocking with a pastafarian panphlet called "Dyanoodles and you".

So far you are all on the good list, even the pirates......except blue beard.
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Re: Christmas

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:58 pm

Like this?

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Re: Christmas

Postby mrwhitepantz on Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:38 pm

I be likin' that tree. right festive it be.
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