ET achieves Prophethood

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:55 pm

Gotta agree with Scotty.
Do tell ET.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:03 pm

Sorry, double post.
ET's fault.

Gentleman of the Loo.

[had to do it ET]
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:06 pm

:haha:
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("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Calico Jack on Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:15 am

Prophet of Peanuts?????????????

smootch, smootch

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:02 pm

^silly bird.

O.k. guys, we don't have much time left before it's Scott's turn.
Could be any second now.


So, let's get ET his prophet name!!!

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:06 pm

Chief of the Khazies
Portapotty Prince
Overseer of the Frozen Wastes
Giant of Jobbies

I need to find a way to link kittehs and poo (QooC, here I go).
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:10 pm

I've got both if that helps. :lol:
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:13 pm

I'm fine thankyou.

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:15 pm

Hmmm, might be onto something there DB.

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:08 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Overseer of the Frozen Wastes

How about "Guardian of the Frozen Wastes"?
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:10 pm

Head of the Frozen Wastes Kitty Committee?
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:18 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Head of the Frozen Wastes Kitty Committee?

Grand Potentate of the Frozen Wastes Kitty Committee
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:21 pm

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:46 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:Grand Potentate of the Frozen Wastes Kitty Committee


Swap "Wastes" and "Kitty" around and you've tied it all back to poo!
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:17 am

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