Gotta agree with Scotty.
Do tell ET.
FSM Discussion
Dedicated to the teaching of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
ET achieves Prophethood
Moderator: Other Stuff Mods
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by TwistedSister on Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:55 pm
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
-
TwistedSister - Desperate, twisted cookie pusher
- Posts: 10100
- Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:27 pm
- Location: N.E PA
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by TwistedSister on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:03 pm
Sorry, double post.
ET's fault.
Gentleman of the Loo.
[had to do it ET]
ET's fault.
Gentleman of the Loo.
[had to do it ET]
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
-
TwistedSister - Desperate, twisted cookie pusher
- Posts: 10100
- Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:27 pm
- Location: N.E PA
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:06 pm
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
-
ET, the Extra Terrestrial - Privvy Counselor
- Posts: 6533
- Joined: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:01 am
- Location: In the woods, watching
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Calico Jack on Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:15 am
Prophet of Peanuts?????????????
smootch, smootch
ack!
smootch, smootch
ack!
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???
Who Jack pay???
-
Calico Jack - Stele Second Mate
- Posts: 434
- Joined: Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:45 pm
- Location: On any high perch
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by TwistedSister on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:02 pm
^silly bird.
O.k. guys, we don't have much time left before it's Scott's turn.
Could be any second now.
So, let's get ET his prophet name!!!
Wizard of Witty
Wizard of Kitties.
Wizard of Whiz
Outback Outhouse Observer
Keeper of the kitties
Keeper of the Loo
Captain Kitty
Sir Lord of the Two Finger Salute
O.k. guys, we don't have much time left before it's Scott's turn.
Could be any second now.
So, let's get ET his prophet name!!!
Wizard of Witty
Wizard of Kitties.
Wizard of Whiz
Outback Outhouse Observer
Keeper of the kitties
Keeper of the Loo
Captain Kitty
Sir Lord of the Two Finger Salute
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
-
TwistedSister - Desperate, twisted cookie pusher
- Posts: 10100
- Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:27 pm
- Location: N.E PA
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by daftbeaker on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:06 pm
Chief of the Khazies
Portapotty Prince
Overseer of the Frozen Wastes
Giant of Jobbies
I need to find a way to link kittehs and poo (QooC, here I go).
Portapotty Prince
Overseer of the Frozen Wastes
Giant of Jobbies
I need to find a way to link kittehs and poo (QooC, here I go).
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
-
daftbeaker - Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
- Posts: 10905
- Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
- Location: Surrey and Bristol, England.
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by TwistedSister on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:10 pm
I've got both if that helps. 
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
-
TwistedSister - Desperate, twisted cookie pusher
- Posts: 10100
- Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:27 pm
- Location: N.E PA
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by daftbeaker on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:13 pm
I'm fine thankyou.
Catnip Commissar?
Catnip Commissar?
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
-
daftbeaker - Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
- Posts: 10905
- Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
- Location: Surrey and Bristol, England.
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by TwistedSister on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:15 pm
Hmmm, might be onto something there DB.
Catnip Crooner?
Catnip Crooner?
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
-
TwistedSister - Desperate, twisted cookie pusher
- Posts: 10100
- Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:27 pm
- Location: N.E PA
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Ubi Dubius on Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:08 pm
daftbeaker wrote:Overseer of the Frozen Wastes
How about "Guardian of the Frozen Wastes"?
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
-
Ubi Dubius - Set bail, me hearties!
- Posts: 5253
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:50 pm
- Location: Varrrrrrgggggghhhhhhinia
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by daftbeaker on Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:10 pm
Head of the Frozen Wastes Kitty Committee?
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
-
daftbeaker - Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
- Posts: 10905
- Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
- Location: Surrey and Bristol, England.
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Ubi Dubius on Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:18 pm
daftbeaker wrote:Head of the Frozen Wastes Kitty Committee?
Grand Potentate of the Frozen Wastes Kitty Committee
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
-
Ubi Dubius - Set bail, me hearties!
- Posts: 5253
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:50 pm
- Location: Varrrrrrgggggghhhhhhinia
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:21 pm
King of the Porcelain Throne
Birds of a Feather get Eaten Together
He Is The Electro Gypsy
Birds of a Feather get Eaten Together
He Is The Electro Gypsy
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
-
Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
- Posts: 9266
- Joined: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am
- Location: Francemouth
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by PantyGnawer on Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:46 pm
Ubi Dubius wrote:Grand Potentate of the Frozen Wastes Kitty Committee
Swap "Wastes" and "Kitty" around and you've tied it all back to poo!
-
PantyGnawer - Spam Bob Grill Pants
- Posts: 4481
- Joined: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:17 pm
- Location: Ask yer Mom.
Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:17 am
Extramural Toiletmeister.
No catgut was used in the stringing of this guitar.
Flying Puss-Kitty Monster
The Maine man.
No catgut was used in the stringing of this guitar.
Flying Puss-Kitty Monster
The Maine man.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
-
Roy Hunter - If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
- Posts: 14513
- Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
- Location: Dalriada, North Britain, Pictland, whatever.
Return to Temple of the Prophets
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2011 phpBB Group..