Missouri Southern State University Pastafarians?

[DJ Dent]

Are there any of you out there? A Born-Again Christian preacher yelling at the students in the middle of campus has inspired me to find out if there are any other Pastafarians on campus. I have seen only one so far, as she proudly plastered her car with the emblems and bumper stickers, but I want to know if there are anymore. xP

[Capellini]

Close but no cigar, I'm at Mizzou.

[DJ Dent]

Close but no cigar, I'm at Mizzou.

Oh! Drat, so close indeed. xP

[Hippie Pirate]

MSU? There are a ton there.

I go to Drury and on September 26th I am getting together with the MSU chapter to protest the Socialist Fire Departments.

[DJ Dent]

MSU? There are a ton there.

I go to Drury and on September 26th I am getting together with the MSU chapter to protest the Socialist Fire Departments.

No, not MSU. This is MSSU, 70 miles away from MSU. xP

[ken worley]

Close but no cigar, I'm at Mizzou.

To be closer to mptrooper, no doubt.

Or are you endeavoring to become a hillbilly?
Complete with missing front tooth, tobaccy plug 'twixt cheek and gum, and ceramic jug o' 'shine?..



...wanna do it in the cornfield?
I can bring my own tobaccy...if that's the sticking point..

Whatever, just point, that's where I'll stick it.


sheesh...corny.
I need a drink.


*uncorks jug*

[Ubi Dubium]

Whoa. Ken, where have you been? (And it had better not have been anywhere near my daughters!)

Actually, you've been missed!

[ken worley]

I've been penniless, and living in my bus in tijuana.
Internet by the hour....no frills, like chatty emails and forums were affordable.

Robbed.
by thug once, who got cellphone, passport, and 18 dollars.
By Policia' twice, once for porno dvd's, another for pety cash..(about 3 dollars in pesos.)
(They all carry AK-47's down there.(the city policia) and travel in a mob of 5-10 "people")

I picked up enough meskin' to get through all of a day's routines.

I may be infected, cap'll have to examine my crotch, at her leisure.

I missed you all.(lie)

I missed some of you.
ok.

...It's been long enough for me to have forgotten how miserably offensive all of you can be.


Bare bones truth-time.
Someone is forcing me, at gunpoint, to post again.


I actually hate you all....except cap's pelvic region....and maybe El's...and the dubi-daughters, whose very forbidden-fruitiness has me in a possibly infected lather.
Cap'll have to monitor it closely, if someone can pry her tongue out of mptroopers mouth.

[farfalla]

can only speak for me

I miss you

(thanks to whomever held gun to your head as long as they do not pull trigger, just ecstatic that you are alive and have not misplaced your charm and wit)

[ken worley]

can only speak for me

I miss you

(thanks to whomever held gun to your head as long as they do not pull trigger, just ecstatic that you are alive and have not misplaced your charm and wit)

First. My apologies for the glaring omission of your 'name' in the above perv-list.


Then..

It actually stuns me to see what would appear to be a simple and sincere statement of affection.....

*to self*
Could someone truly care whether I exist or not, even one without a feeding tube stuck in the back of my neck?...

*slowly begins effervescing.*

*and remembrances of ankle-socks past, passing up and down the lower ribs of my mind*


*waits for forum to cease vomiting*


(could be a long wait, there's also the pirates' contingent aboard.)

I would reciprocate, and say that I miss you, but have only my version of "you", to miss or not.
Would I be honest in that expression of affection?

Can I instead simply say that I like you? (at least for that which I may know of you.)
Know, one thing I do... that 'instant heating' is a pleasing facilty you possess.

(Or is that merely the projecting of my response to you, upon your innocent person?)

I hope not.
(where's the 'devil-horns' fsmoticon?)



*waits for forum to mock, and perhaps also twist moustache tips cleverly*

[Rainswept]

My apologies for the glaring omission of your 'name' in the above perv-list.

Firstly, there's a perv-list on here? Please show me where, as you never know when you're gonna need one of those...

Secondly... Am I on it already?

[Roy Hunter]

Firstly, there's a perv-list on here? Please show me where, as you never know when you're gonna need one of those...

Secondly... Am I on it already?

I actually hate you all....except cap's pelvic region....and maybe El's...and the dubi-daughters, whose very forbidden-fruitiness has me in a possibly infected lather.

I think the list is not a list of pervs, rather it's a list of people that Ken wants to perv. Are you sure you still want to be on that list?

[Tigger_the_Wing]

I'm certainly glad I'm not on it (and never will be)!

[ken worley]

I'm certainly glad I'm not on it (and never will be)!

Don't be so sure...
Send pics of your loin area.

We'll see.

@ RS..

Do NOT send pics....I have attorneys.


-k

[ubidubikid #1]

and the dubi-daughters, whose very forbidden-fruitiness has me in a possibly infected lather.

Eww... I suppose that's a compliment... I'm just going to pretend that I didn't read that... Eww.

P.S. How can he lust over someone who he's never even seen a picture of?