Shout out on Total Wipeout

[Robofish]

This saturday I have an interview for total wipeout, which is all quite exciting. Anyone who's seen the show will know contestants make a shout out of some kind just before they start the first round. Apparently I have to prepare this shout out before the interview, and I was hoping to do some kind of pastafarian shout out, however I'm not sure what.

At the moment all I've got is the classic "What would the flying spaghetti monster do?" but I was hoping to perhaps think up somehting that might make a tiny bit more sense to the outside world, as I'll need to not entirely confuse them if I'm to get through the interview and onto the show. Any ideas would be most welcome.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

"I'm a Pastafarian Pirate and proud of it! Google the Flying Spaghetti Monster!"

[Ubi Dubium]

"End Global warming: Be a Pirate!"

"May you be touched by His noodly appendage!"

"Pesto be upon you!"

"AARRGGH"

and, of course "RAmen"

[Edd]

'Avast, fellow Pastafarians!'

Along with a prominent 'WWFSMD?' button or t-shirt. (I just googled WWFSMD and the top result was the main Venganza site.)

[Robofish]

hehe, some great ideas, I quite like that global warming one .

Thanks guys and keep em coming!

[Hippie Pirate]

I was going to say wear an eyepatch, a pegleg, or a hook for a hand...but those may interfere with your ability to win.

I am a bit lost for things to yell, but you should definitely let us know how this goes.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

And throw up a youtube link after you win (or whatever they do on that show) for those of us who are TV-free!

[ciaran54]

'I be winning this for the spaghetti!'

'His pasta's blessings upon ye'!

[Robofish]

Well I have successfully got on the show. I didn't shout out anything exciting in the audition, couldn't decide what to go fro in the end and on the spot went for the standard WWFSMD? to which the loud hall went deadly silent for about 5 seconds before one of the people running the thing almost nervously said "I don't nkow, what would the flying spaghetti monster do?" I'm sure it was merely that on hearing the name of our true lord in pastafarian heaven for the first time, people were suddenly intently interested but wern't sure why; as I say, they put me through. I'll still try and think of something better for the real thing though.

Anyways I'm off to argentina on the 4th of november, which I believe is the 2nd episode of the 3rd season, so wish me luck!

[Hippie Pirate]

You win.

[Robofish]

Well I just got back from flming the show, was pretty much the greatest time of my life right after spotting the flying spaghetti monster through my car window.

Anyway, as far as the pastafarian side of things goes, heres what happened. From what I understand I was put on the show mainly because of my beliefs and ability to express them. Right up until the night before filming the qualifier round I was elad to believe I would be shouting "avast" and "WWFSMD?", especialy since they had specificaly asked right before I flew out there to print out the picture of my sighting of the FSM for the show.

HOWEVER at the last moment they had one final meeting on the matter and finnaly came to the conclusion that it was not in their best interests to allow me to portray this side of my life. From what I understand their reason for this was because they had come to see that pastafarianism was too much like a real religion. Unfortunate as this all was, I must say it is good at least to see endemol coming to treating us, and understanding that we are just as important as, all the other less accurate religions out there.

[Hippie Pirate]

To much like a real religion eh? Perhaps because it IS A REAL RELIGION...hehe.

What did you end up shouting? Or is that confidential until the show airs? I am guessing how well you did is also confidential.