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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:31 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I have no doubt that Scott will sail past me, and soon. He's been posting like the Rev before he disappeared back there.


Hmmm....My lowly 10 posts per day will get me easily overtaken by TS (20/day) and bacon (13/day) in short order i'd imagine....But, back to the topic at hand!

ET huh? Lessee....

1) Cats
2) Guitar
3) Out in the woods
4) Outhouses
5) Beer and Tequilia
6) Wit
7) Compassion

There's got to be something in all of those ingredients...

Will definitely have to give this some thought.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby PKMKII on Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:28 pm

My vote is for "Lord of the Latrine(s)"
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:13 pm

We could get cats and latrines in there if we go with "Lord of Litterboxes.

Not sure how to work guitars into that though.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 pm

'Harasser of Peter Rabbit'
'Undomesticated Longhair' (You have a ponytail or something of the sort, if my memory serves?)
'Electric Kittyloo'
'More Fearsome than Riggu Felis'
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby farfalla on Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:55 am

:worship: ET

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Edd on Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:20 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:'Electric Kittyloo'


Nice one, DTH. It's got my vote.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:01 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:Lord of Litterboxes


Nice! :worship:

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Undomesticated Longhair


and again... :worship:
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:06 pm

I haven't any suggestions that would come close to being as good as any of the above.

Bu I'd like to take the 'sitting at the feet of the prophet' postion, as it seems currently to be vacant! :whistle:
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:25 pm

Oh Tig, I'm sure you could come up with something.
Just think pussy......cats and music and poop and a gentle soul.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:33 pm

Must-not-think-about-ET… must-not-think-about-ET… must-not-think-about-ET… :whistle:

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:39 pm

Awww, Tig, don't sweat it.... my best thoughts come when I am driving. (sorry, I know you can't drive)
Maybe when you are off the Net, say, taking a shower or folding laudrey or doing something else, a thought will come to you.
My best thoughts come when I'm off the web.

I know you have it in you.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sun Sep 06, 2009 2:10 pm

Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana CATMAN!

Just kidding.

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:27 pm

I don't know, that one sounds pretty awesome.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:07 pm

There's actuallyu a RL reason that I can't be Catman. Sorry, gang. :bummer: Everything else is still on the table, and up to you.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:50 pm

Well now you HAVE to tell....
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