ET achieves Prophethood

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ET achieves Prophethood

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:20 pm

Yup, here I am. Took a screen capture to preserve the exact moment of my ascention for eternity. I throw myself on the mercy of the community.

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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:24 pm

Well done!

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Toast!

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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:25 pm

I'll start off. I suggested a few names over on Good News, but how about:

"Privvy Counsellor"
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:29 pm

Lord of the Flies


: friendly evil fsm :


Also, congratulations, ET!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:31 pm

Lord of the Lavatories

Chief Steward of the Frozen Wastes

Lavvy-Builder-In-Chief

Kludgie Repairman

Turtle Toilet Terror

Congratulations ET, watch out or Scott'll catch you up :nefyoobash:
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

But why is the rum gone?!
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:54 pm

I have no doubt that Scott will sail past me, and soon. He's been posting like the Rev before he disappeared back there.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:44 pm

Wait, who are you? Have we met?
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:52 pm

I yam what I yam.
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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Julius Aurora on Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:51 am

Con-grat-ye-lay-tions.
Ubi Dubium wrote:Privvy Counsellor
Perfect.
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2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken

Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:46 am

Combining the turtle / toilet themes:

"He's got a turtle's head poking out."

Only kidding, I'll come up with a better one later.
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 am

My username used to be Cap'n Turtlehead. Yeah. I didn't realise the euphemism for a few thousand posts.

'The Grey Nomad'

I'll give it a bit more thought.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby Ubi Dubius on Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:20 am

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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:23 am

Congrats ET!!!
Like I stated earlier,
Lord of the Latrine. (oops, sorry Ubi Dubium, didn't mean to steal your idea)

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I've got to ponder on this some more.
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* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby bacon on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:25 am

congratulations et!

i have no clever name to give you, but if i think of one i'm sure it will involve some combination of heavy drinking and furry animals.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:45 am

Mufassa of the Mountains.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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