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ET achieves Prophethood
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:20 pm
Yup, here I am. Took a screen capture to preserve the exact moment of my ascention for eternity. I throw myself on the mercy of the community.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Ubi Dubium on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:25 pm
I'll start off. I suggested a few names over on Good News, but how about:
"Privvy Counsellor"
"Privvy Counsellor"
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:29 pm
Lord of the Flies
: friendly evil fsm :
Also, congratulations, ET!
: friendly evil fsm :
Also, congratulations, ET!
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by daftbeaker on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:31 pm
Lord of the Lavatories
Chief Steward of the Frozen Wastes
Lavvy-Builder-In-Chief
Kludgie Repairman
Turtle Toilet Terror
Congratulations ET, watch out or Scott'll catch you up
Chief Steward of the Frozen Wastes
Lavvy-Builder-In-Chief
Kludgie Repairman
Turtle Toilet Terror
Congratulations ET, watch out or Scott'll catch you up
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:54 pm
I have no doubt that Scott will sail past me, and soon. He's been posting like the Rev before he disappeared back there.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by PantyGnawer on Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:44 pm
Wait, who are you? Have we met?
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:52 pm
I yam what I yam.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Julius Aurora on Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:51 am
Con-grat-ye-lay-tions.
Perfect.Ubi Dubium wrote:Privvy Counsellor
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:46 am
Combining the turtle / toilet themes:
"He's got a turtle's head poking out."
Only kidding, I'll come up with a better one later.
"He's got a turtle's head poking out."
Only kidding, I'll come up with a better one later.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 am
My username used to be Cap'n Turtlehead. Yeah. I didn't realise the euphemism for a few thousand posts.
'The Grey Nomad'
I'll give it a bit more thought.
'The Grey Nomad'
I'll give it a bit more thought.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Ubi Dubius on Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:20 am
"Crazy Cat Gentleman"
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by TwistedSister on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:23 am
Congrats ET!!!
Like I stated earlier,
Lord of the Latrine. (oops, sorry Ubi Dubium, didn't mean to steal your idea)
Backwoods Philosopher
Sir Extra Tolerant of all things Fuzzy
I've got to ponder on this some more.
Like I stated earlier,
Lord of the Latrine. (oops, sorry Ubi Dubium, didn't mean to steal your idea)
Backwoods Philosopher
Sir Extra Tolerant of all things Fuzzy
I've got to ponder on this some more.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by bacon on Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:25 am
congratulations et!
i have no clever name to give you, but if i think of one i'm sure it will involve some combination of heavy drinking and furry animals.
i have no clever name to give you, but if i think of one i'm sure it will involve some combination of heavy drinking and furry animals.
Get your bake on.
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SUPER EXTRA CRISPY
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by TwistedSister on Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:45 am
Mufassa of the Mountains.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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