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Re: A Question from a Christian
by daftbeaker on Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:27 pm
Wasn't my fault this time
While I'm here though: He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
Ich versteh euch nicht - Till Lindemann
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Reverend RA on Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:56 am
If your going to criticise others for their spelling at least try to get yours right. No such word as fourfooted.
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Scott the Pirate on Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:41 pm
Reverend RA wrote:If your going to criticise others for their spelling at least try to get yours right. No such word as fourfooted.
Was that intentional RRA? That should be "If you're going to..."
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Reverend RA on Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:22 pm
Scott the Pirate wrote:Reverend RA wrote:If your going to criticise others for their spelling at least try to get yours right. No such word as fourfooted.
Was that intentional RRA? That should be "If you're going to..."
No it wasn't intentional just an English education.
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Scott the Pirate on Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:33 pm
On that note, did you find the "Your Banned" thread?
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Reverend RA on Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:37 pm
What forum's it in?
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Scott the Pirate on Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:34 pm
World of Other Stuff --> Games, Fun and Jokes.
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by tris on Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:56 pm
If there's no such word as fourfooted then you can spell it however you want! (actually I'm sure it does exist... I'd have hyphenated it myself (four-footed) or written it as 2 words rather than one, but really, who gives a hoot?!Reverend RA wrote:If your going to criticise others for their spelling at least try to get yours right. No such word as fourfooted.
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Are we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao Tsu
Quit hassling me, you sicko! Job
What? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers? Lot
Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? Moses
WHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA! ShakeYerMuni Buddha
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Scott the Pirate on Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:11 pm
So your reasoning is that since there's no month called Floopuary it doesn't matter if we spell it Flupeuary?
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:22 pm
"Today is Tuesday, the thirty-eighth of Koonagonda. Tell our listeners what happened today, Patty!"
"Uhhm, nothing, Hugh."
"No, no, in history, Patty. Before they changed the water."
"Uhhm, nothing, Hugh."
"No, no, in history, Patty. Before they changed the water."
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Scott the Pirate on Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:34 pm
Something about tweaking....please tell me before i have to google "Koonagonda".
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:43 pm
Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Dudeman55556 on Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:19 pm
I'm sorry, what is Koonagonda?
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Sep 06, 2009 8:59 pm
Both of my last two posts in this thread are references to a somewhat obscure recording in the style of old radio theater, by a group called The Firesign Theater. The LP "Don't Crush..." has several skits, including one about buying a used car, where the radio in the car is turned on and the hosts of the show have the exchange about Koonagonda. Anyone who already knew this is probably almost as whacko as I am.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: A Question from a Christian
by Julius Aurora on Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:42 am
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
- Henry Mencken
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem!
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