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Postby teripie on Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:10 pm

Heck, I just like it as a life motto or creed. It's sort of like "life's a joke, you'll never get out of it alive."
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Postby Solipsy on Tue Nov 15, 2005 3:43 pm

Teripie wrote:Heck, I just like it as a life motto or creed. It's sort of like "life's a joke, you'll never get out of it alive."


Yeah, a motto, a creed. Not so much a suggestion, really -- something worth keeping in mind, though. Still, I'd like to see people arguing about it carved on a rock in a courthouse lobby in Arkansas in 3000 years. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby wokka on Thu Nov 24, 2005 2:00 pm

If Thou Says So, Do So.


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Postby Woraug on Fri Nov 25, 2005 7:29 pm

Do not bathe thy pasta in other sauces. For pizza sauce is meant for pizza, and spaghetti sauce is meant for spagheti.
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Postby Tickle on Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:03 pm

How about these...

1. Thou salt not try to inhale spaghetti through thy nostrils.
2. Talking about your contageous rash on a lift (or elivator) is not a good idea.
3. If a magician pulls a rabbit out a hat, don't try and go one step further by pulling a hair out your arse.

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Postby JimR on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:02 pm

Use a proper yeast for making beer. I have created several of these and they all work great. Don't use that stuff that makes bread in beer, it won't work that well and it will taste funny, use the bread stuff in bread and the beer yeast in beer. You can eat the bread while drinking the beer, that's fine, and there's no reason you can't use barley grains for making bread...just don't mix up the yeasts.
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Postby stinja on Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:26 pm

Thou shalt make peace with thy bretherin, and shalt not criticise them for their practices, regardless of race, so long as they are all worshippers of me. Do not make peace with those heathans over there, unless you have to.

how's that? we can't all worship Him the same way, y'know
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Postby roladie on Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:58 am

Thou shalt refrain from being a smart@$$ for while My Noodley Appendage is kind, it is also swift and stinging.
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Postby Cannon_Fodder on Fri Dec 09, 2005 2:20 pm

I am in full support of the NOT COMMANDMENTS, SUGGESTIONS, however, I was wondering what is meant by Suggestion IV: "VI. Thou ought not consume "cheese" from a green cardboard can, nor ought thou allow such cans into thy homes." (Can you believe we're beginning the debates already?)
Is it parmesan cheese? Cuase if so, I have sinned...

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Postby teripie on Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:09 pm

I think the problem here is the wording. Many of the Ten Suggestions have absolutes in them such as "thou shall not" when they need to read "thou should not." More suggestion, less command.
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headaches

Postby EriePirate on Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:46 am

Headaches are often the direct result imbalance in the ratio of ninja to samurai.
As proof I cite my own testament in the revelations forum as well as this irrefuatble graph.
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The modern fascination with the ninja and disregard of the samurai can account for a steady increase in reported headaches. To further clarify: The ratio is 3ninjas to 7samurai
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Postby EriePirate on Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:49 am

ooh, I guess that's not a commandment where should that go?
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Postby Fungus on Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:33 pm

Thou shalt not worship thy pesto before Me.
Be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
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Postby Sinoda on Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:58 pm

Thou shall respect Thou's Authoritay

Oh FSM, I think I've broken and will probably continue to break these. Thank FSM they're suggestions. Oh,

Thou shall not say My Name in vain.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:11 am

dunno if this has already been done, but

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