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Pastafarian Swears?

Postby Cheesetrap on Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:10 pm

Of course we already have (and many use) the well-known “rAmen” as a sign-off, and I guess we could perhaps throw something like “May the Sauce be with you” in there as well, but there are other areas of speech where the entrenched antipasta culture has ingrained us with non-noodly expressions we might want to replace.

I figure it might be worthwhile having a place to post creative curses/invocations so that thumb-hitting pastafarians everywhere will have something suitable to explete. You know, instead of “Oh my God(s)” or “Christ/Jesus Christ”, etc..

- “Oh My Pasta!
- “Noodles!
- “Holy Ravioli!
- “By the Sacred Spaghetti!
- “Al Dente!” (Al is His Noodliness’ first name, right?)

That’s what I have for now, anyway - anyone else care to contribute a phrase or word we can usurp as our own? :)

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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:23 pm

Oh, meatballs. (to be uttered in frustration)
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby Cheesetrap on Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:31 pm

Hehe, when I read your post I heard it in the voice of Butters ;)

"Oh, hamburgers!"
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby Ubi Dubium on Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:16 pm

Ah, you're looking for something sacre-licious?

Online, OMFSM substitutes very well for OMG.

I think the consensus was that when someone sneezes the best response is to replace "Bless You" with "Chuck Norris". Much scarier than those demons you just sneezed out.

And there's always the all-purpose 'Yarrrghh!"
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:25 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:I think the consensus was that when someone sneezes the best response is to replace "Bless You" with "Chuck Norris". Much scarier than those demons you just sneezed out.


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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby KMill on Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:56 am

Penne-head.

Holy kreplach.

Spätzle.

Shove it in your capunti.

Is 'Agnolotti' an agnostic pasta?

:shrug:

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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:15 am

I feel like "Great Googly Moogly!" should be a Pastafarian swear, but that's only loosely related to the googly eyes.

Though if you ask me, I'd just swear like a pirate.
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:05 pm

I always thought that was "Great Goolgy Mooglies". Reference Frank Zappa, Nanook Rubs It, from Apostrophe. Cept all the places I looked on the innerwebz sez it's singular. Egad, I've been living a lie for the past 40 years.

That really pastas me off.
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby KMill on Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:08 am

This pasta is awesome; the Priest Stangler!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangolapreti

:lol:

That must already be a swear to catholics, right?
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:46 am

KMill wrote:This pasta is awesome; the Priest Stangler!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangolapreti

:lol:

That must already be a swear to catholics, right?

I'm informed that Vermicelli means (approximately) little worms and Strozzapreti also relates to dead priests.
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:37 am

Spaghetti alla puttanesca means Whore's Spaghetti.

make sure to lol next time your friend says "I could really eat some puttanesca about now."
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby Angry_Santa on Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:31 pm

PASTA FAZUL! ok maybe not a swear but it kinda sounds dirty........well to me it does.
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby KMill on Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:11 pm

daftbeaker wrote:I'm informed that Vermicelli means (approximately) little worms and Strozzapreti also relates to dead priests.


What is it with Italians killing priests? That's not very Christian...

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Spaghetti alla puttanesca means Whore's Spaghetti.

make sure to lol next time your friend says "I could really eat some puttanesca about now."


This has to be the most blessed of noodles... the Stripper's Noodle, or the Noodle of the Stripper! Actually, that sounds a bit like the stripper might be a lady-boy. Different strokes for different folks, though!
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:00 pm

How about replacing 'Thank God for…" with "Thank science/people/technology for…"?

So, when someone says "Thank God she had her mobile phone with her" respond with, "Thank technology she had a mobile phone!"

Or when someone, who has been in hospital, recovers from a nasty bug; "Thank science he's better!"

Or, when you rush into work early, say "Thank people the trains were on time this morning!". :haha:
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?

Postby KMill on Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:23 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:How about replacing 'Thank God for…" with "Thank science/people/technology for…"?


So much more appropriate. What are we thanking for sanity/sane people, though?
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