Of course we already have (and many use) the well-known “rAmen” as a sign-off, and I guess we could perhaps throw something like “May the Sauce be with you” in there as well, but there are other areas of speech where the entrenched antipasta culture has ingrained us with non-noodly expressions we might want to replace.
I figure it might be worthwhile having a place to post creative curses/invocations so that thumb-hitting pastafarians everywhere will have something suitable to explete. You know, instead of “Oh my God(s)” or “Christ/Jesus Christ”, etc..
- “Oh My Pasta!”
- “Noodles!”
- “Holy Ravioli!”
- “By the Sacred Spaghetti!”
- “Al Dente!” (Al is His Noodliness’ first name, right?)
That’s what I have for now, anyway - anyone else care to contribute a phrase or word we can usurp as our own? :)
P.S: I’ve been enlightened to the One True Pasta for a couple of years now but I’m brand spanking new to the forums. Hiya from Australia! :D
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Pastafarian Swears?
by Cheesetrap on Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:10 pm
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:23 pm
Oh, meatballs. (to be uttered in frustration)
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by Cheesetrap on Fri Aug 14, 2009 2:31 pm
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by Ubi Dubium on Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:16 pm
Ah, you're looking for something sacre-licious?
Online, OMFSM substitutes very well for OMG.
I think the consensus was that when someone sneezes the best response is to replace "Bless You" with "Chuck Norris". Much scarier than those demons you just sneezed out.
And there's always the all-purpose 'Yarrrghh!"
Online, OMFSM substitutes very well for OMG.
I think the consensus was that when someone sneezes the best response is to replace "Bless You" with "Chuck Norris". Much scarier than those demons you just sneezed out.
And there's always the all-purpose 'Yarrrghh!"
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by Cardinal Fang on Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:25 pm
Ubi Dubium wrote:I think the consensus was that when someone sneezes the best response is to replace "Bless You" with "Chuck Norris". Much scarier than those demons you just sneezed out.
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by KMill on Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:56 am
Penne-head.
Holy kreplach.
Spätzle.
Shove it in your capunti.
Is 'Agnolotti' an agnostic pasta?
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Holy kreplach.
Spätzle.
Shove it in your capunti.
Is 'Agnolotti' an agnostic pasta?
Edit:
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:15 am
I feel like "Great Googly Moogly!" should be a Pastafarian swear, but that's only loosely related to the googly eyes.
Though if you ask me, I'd just swear like a pirate.
Though if you ask me, I'd just swear like a pirate.
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:05 pm
I always thought that was "Great Goolgy Mooglies". Reference Frank Zappa, Nanook Rubs It, from Apostrophe. Cept all the places I looked on the innerwebz sez it's singular. Egad, I've been living a lie for the past 40 years.
That really pastas me off.
That really pastas me off.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by KMill on Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:08 am
This pasta is awesome; the Priest Stangler!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangolapreti
That must already be a swear to catholics, right?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangolapreti
That must already be a swear to catholics, right?
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by daftbeaker on Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:46 am
KMill wrote:This pasta is awesome; the Priest Stangler!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangolapreti
That must already be a swear to catholics, right?
I'm informed that Vermicelli means (approximately) little worms and Strozzapreti also relates to dead priests.
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:37 am
Spaghetti alla puttanesca means Whore's Spaghetti.
make sure to lol next time your friend says "I could really eat some puttanesca about now."
make sure to lol next time your friend says "I could really eat some puttanesca about now."
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple'
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by Angry_Santa on Tue Aug 18, 2009 2:31 pm
PASTA FAZUL! ok maybe not a swear but it kinda sounds dirty........well to me it does.
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by KMill on Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:11 pm
daftbeaker wrote:I'm informed that Vermicelli means (approximately) little worms and Strozzapreti also relates to dead priests.
What is it with Italians killing priests? That's not very Christian...
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Spaghetti alla puttanesca means Whore's Spaghetti.
make sure to lol next time your friend says "I could really eat some puttanesca about now."
This has to be the most blessed of noodles... the Stripper's Noodle, or the Noodle of the Stripper! Actually, that sounds a bit like the stripper might be a lady-boy. Different strokes for different folks, though!
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:00 pm
How about replacing 'Thank God for…" with "Thank science/people/technology for…"?
So, when someone says "Thank God she had her mobile phone with her" respond with, "Thank technology she had a mobile phone!"
Or when someone, who has been in hospital, recovers from a nasty bug; "Thank science he's better!"
Or, when you rush into work early, say "Thank people the trains were on time this morning!".
So, when someone says "Thank God she had her mobile phone with her" respond with, "Thank technology she had a mobile phone!"
Or when someone, who has been in hospital, recovers from a nasty bug; "Thank science he's better!"
Or, when you rush into work early, say "Thank people the trains were on time this morning!".
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Re: Pastafarian Swears?
by KMill on Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:23 pm
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:How about replacing 'Thank God for…" with "Thank science/people/technology for…"?
So much more appropriate. What are we thanking for sanity/sane people, though?
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