This has been discussed before (hey, look up~).
Why do I feel like this will get little to no replies? -sigh- Oh well, shooting it anyway...
I think there should be another holiday for wintermas (Halloween-New Year's), named after a pasta that is not noodly at all: Ziti.
It would involve eating some form of pasta for lunch and dinner every day from Halloween to New Year's (meatballs may be added on Fridays for some variety, if they aren't already included), and placing a small gift under a potted Bonsai or other small shrubbery for every day of December.
And, for the most noodly coat, the Llama (and Alpaca) should be the official Ziti animal.
Ahaha...please don't hurt me for this.