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Re: BACON!!!

Postby PKMKII on Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:03 pm

Bite me, the portions were tiny.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:10 pm


You are a bad, bad man. I actually felt a bit nauseous looking at some of those. Seriously, Americans complain about baked beans on pizza but will eat a cheeseburger in a jam doughnut? :barf:
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Aug 03, 2009 3:17 pm

Give credit where it's due. My girlfriend found that site, so you should have said that she's a bad, bad lady. :bummer: (This of course has no bearing on whether or not Roy is a bad, bad man, however. :moon: )

A small number of the things on that site I might eat. Most I wouldn't even want to look at.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:25 pm

daftbeaker wrote:

You are a bad, bad man. I actually felt a bit nauseous looking at some of those. Seriously, Americans complain about baked beans on pizza but will eat a cheeseburger in a jam doughnut? :barf:
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:09 am

Certainly not this American.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby bacon on Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:29 am

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:barf:

i was at a restaurant the other day and their special that day was a cheeseburger with onion rings and other various deep fried items piled on it, batter dipped and deep fried - it was hard not to :barf: at the table when i heard the description. luckily they had a really good salad menu - had one of the best salads i've ever had there actually - portabello and mozzarella over a bed of greens - delish
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby PKMKII on Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:18 am

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: BACON!!!

Postby bacon on Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:05 am

who broke into my house and took all of those pictures?
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby PKMKII on Wed Aug 12, 2009 2:55 pm

You knew this was coming: Bacon Beer

It turns out that as well equipped as Mr. [Garrett] Oliver’s brewery [The Brooklyn Brewery] is, it doesn’t have an actual stove, something he needed to cook up a batch of malt mash. It’s a special malt that was smoked in the same room with some of the bacon made by the legendary Allan Benton. “It’s almost terrifying how much the malt smells like bacon,” Mr. Oliver said.

He plans to brew about 15 gallons of barleywine with that malt. In the meantime, he’s been infusing a brown ale with the flavor of Benton’s bacon fat through a technique known as “fat washing.” Oh, and the bacon-fat-infused ale was also aged in bourbon barrels, because bourbon and bacon go together like, um, beer and bacon.

Eventually, the barleywine with the bacon-smoked malt and the bourbon-aged, bacon-fat-infused ale would be blended to create one monstrously bizarre beer.

“One of two things will happen,” Mr. Oliver predicted. “Either this will be the most amazingly disgusting thing you’ve ever tasted in your life. Or I shall rule the earth.”
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby PKMKII on Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:10 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: BACON!!!

Postby robotulism on Fri Sep 25, 2009 1:50 pm

Check all this shiz out on thinkgeek.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/brain/whereisi ... on&x=0&y=0

Tactical bacon, gummy bacon, bacon gumballs, and non-existent "Squeeze Bacon."

After I read this thread, by the way, I had to get myself a BLT with avocado.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby PKMKII on Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:26 pm

I had :love: SUGAR-CURED BACON :love: as a side for breakfast today. Now I know some people refer to bacon as "The Candy of Meats," but this quite literally tasted like bacon candy
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby ShiverMeTimbers 23 on Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:47 am

Any bacon is good - on chicken, in a sarnie or :grin: pigs in blankets
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby bacon on Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:09 pm

Maple cured bacon from Vermont is the best I've ever had. Wish I could remember the brand, but it is definitely the worth the trip.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:33 pm

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Leaves your mouth "bacon fresh"!! :grin:
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