How do you handle proselytizing?

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Re: How do you handle proselytizing?

Postby Angry_Santa on Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:27 pm

I'm a beacon for jehova's witnesses, for fun when they ask me "Have you found jesus?" i respond by saying that i just about had him cornered in my livingroom before you rung my doorbell, thanks alot >_<, they usallyl eave with a rather pissed off look on there face.

Add: How are these people finding my address in the north pole?.........DAMN YOU GOOGLE!
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Re: How do you handle proselytizing?

Postby JWG on Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:50 am

Haha. I wish the Mormons and Jehova's Witnesses still came in my neighborhood. For some odd reason they never do anymore.. :wink:
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Re: How do you handle proselytizing?

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:01 am

Angry_Santa wrote:How are these people finding my address in the north pole?.........DAMN YOU GOOGLE!
Speaking of which, feel free to put yourself on the map (I know, it's a Mercator projection, and I know how you polar types feel about the way your hometown looks all stretched and distorted. Don't blame me).

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Re: How do you handle proselytizing?

Postby sky lukewarmer on Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:58 pm

let them come I`m as comfortable in my disbelief as they are in thier belief. :cool:
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