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Santa is a pastafarian

Postby Angry_Santa on Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:05 pm

But why am i angry you ask?

Becuase i much like the great FSM am subject to non believers and skeptics, but now that accepted FSM into my life i know iv'e got believers once again.


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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:42 pm

One word: Awesome.
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby Angry_Santa on Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:02 pm

Already iv'e got a supporter.
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby Julius Aurora on Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:19 pm

Haha, brilliant. Another supporter.
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:20 pm

I suggest you keep a low profile, Santa. There's a number of pirates about who have a vicious beef with you...
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby Angry_Santa on Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:45 pm

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:I suggest you keep a low profile, Santa. There's a number of pirates about who have a vicious beef with you...



There beef may actually be with my shoddy wee covered impersonators at malls,i think if we had a nice calm sit down we would get along smashingly.........and if that does'nt work i have this large chest of dubloons.
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:36 pm

Hi Angry-Santa,

Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that. :haha:
Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!

Pssssst, Quick lads go get your AA-rounds from the armoury...he's shown up 5 months early!!!

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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby Angry_Santa on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:10 am

DaveL wrote:Hi Angry-Santa,

Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that. :haha:
Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!

Pssssst, Quick lads go get your AA-rounds from the armoury...he's shown up 5 months early!!!

Best wishes(and artillery)

DaveL

I will say your hovering antimatter spaceship is a sight to behold, they sell everything on ebay nowaday's don't they?
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby bacon on Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:39 am

dear angry santa

me crew an' oi ben adrift at sea in a barrel fer quite sometime now - can ye send a new ship fer us? with lots o' pretty sails on 't?

thank ye
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby Angry_Santa on Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:21 pm

bacon wrote:dear angry santa

me crew an' oi ben adrift at sea in a barrel fer quite sometime now - can ye send a new ship fer us? with lots o' pretty sails on 't?

thank ye


I'll do you one better, a ship filled with wenches, fine busty wenches.
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:01 pm

Dear Santa,

This may explain a few issues that the pirates have with ye.

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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:29 pm

Angry_Santa wrote:
DaveL wrote:Hi Angry-Santa,

Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that. :haha:
Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!

Pssssst, Quick lads go get your AA-rounds from the armoury...he's shown up 5 months early!!!

Best wishes(and artillery)

DaveL

I will say your hovering antimatter spaceship is a sight to behold, they sell everything on ebay nowaday's don't they?

That would be my hovering antimatter spaceship. Dave's ship takes up a lot of space, but it floats in water, not air. An it has rats in the bilge.
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby Julius Aurora on Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:36 pm

You don't need a hovering antimatter spaceship when you have wings like me. And I will get my hands on some AA guns if I don't get the right present this time. :annoyed:
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby Angry_Santa on Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:26 am

Julius Aurora wrote:You don't need a hovering antimatter spaceship when you have wings like me. And I will get my hands on some AA guns if I don't get the right present this time. :annoyed:



*Checks list* Everything seems in order here, a bedazzled hanna montana packpack with matching light up sneakers it is.
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Re: Santa is a pastafarian

Postby bacon on Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:47 am

Angry_Santa wrote:
bacon wrote:dear angry santa

me crew an' oi ben adrift at sea in a barrel fer quite sometime now - can ye send a new ship fer us? with lots o' pretty sails on 't?

thank ye


I'll do you one better, a ship filled with wenches, fine busty wenches.


aarr matey - that be foine for the lads on board - but iffin ye dinna mind, can ye include a foreign cabin boy for me own purposes?
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