Santa is a pastafarian

[Angry_Santa]

But why am i angry you ask?

Becuase i much like the great FSM am subject to non believers and skeptics, but now that accepted FSM into my life i know iv'e got believers once again.


Ho Ho Ho

RAmen

[Qwertyuiopasd]

One word: Awesome.

[Angry_Santa]

Already iv'e got a supporter.

[Julius Aurora]

Haha, brilliant. Another supporter.

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

I suggest you keep a low profile, Santa. There's a number of pirates about who have a vicious beef with you...

[Angry_Santa]

I suggest you keep a low profile, Santa. There's a number of pirates about who have a vicious beef with you...

There beef may actually be with my shoddy wee covered impersonators at malls,i think if we had a nice calm sit down we would get along smashingly.........and if that does'nt work i have this large chest of dubloons.

[DaveL]

Hi Angry-Santa,

Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that.
Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!

Pssssst, Quick lads go get your AA-rounds from the armoury...he's shown up 5 months early!!!

Best wishes(and artillery)

DaveL

[Angry_Santa]

Hi Angry-Santa,

Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that.
Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!

Pssssst, Quick lads go get your AA-rounds from the armoury...he's shown up 5 months early!!!

Best wishes(and artillery)

DaveL

I will say your hovering antimatter spaceship is a sight to behold, they sell everything on ebay nowaday's don't they?

[bacon]

dear angry santa

me crew an' oi ben adrift at sea in a barrel fer quite sometime now - can ye send a new ship fer us? with lots o' pretty sails on 't?

thank ye

[Angry_Santa]

dear angry santa

me crew an' oi ben adrift at sea in a barrel fer quite sometime now - can ye send a new ship fer us? with lots o' pretty sails on 't?

thank ye

I'll do you one better, a ship filled with wenches, fine busty wenches.

[DaveL]

Dear Santa,

This may explain a few issues that the pirates have with ye.

viewtopic.php?f=7&t=11418

Same time, same airspace...just bring a parachute.

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Hi Angry-Santa,

Have ye had any anti-aircraft trubbles flying over Portsmouth on Christmas eve? If so, I know nothing about that.
Just remember - 'Tasco microscope' instead of 'Maskatron doll'...now Oi think we're understandin' each other!

Pssssst, Quick lads go get your AA-rounds from the armoury...he's shown up 5 months early!!!

Best wishes(and artillery)

DaveL

I will say your hovering antimatter spaceship is a sight to behold, they sell everything on ebay nowaday's don't they?

That would be my hovering antimatter spaceship. Dave's ship takes up a lot of space, but it floats in water, not air. An it has rats in the bilge.

[Julius Aurora]

You don't need a hovering antimatter spaceship when you have wings like me. And I will get my hands on some AA guns if I don't get the right present this time.

[Angry_Santa]

You don't need a hovering antimatter spaceship when you have wings like me. And I will get my hands on some AA guns if I don't get the right present this time.

*Checks list* Everything seems in order here, a bedazzled hanna montana packpack with matching light up sneakers it is.

[bacon]

dear angry santa

me crew an' oi ben adrift at sea in a barrel fer quite sometime now - can ye send a new ship fer us? with lots o' pretty sails on 't?

thank ye

I'll do you one better, a ship filled with wenches, fine busty wenches.

aarr matey - that be foine for the lads on board - but iffin ye dinna mind, can ye include a foreign cabin boy for me own purposes?