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Getting ordained in Pastafarianism?

Postby Finaltoaster on Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:46 pm

I am new to this forum, but for as long as I have known about Flying Spaghetti Monster I have wanted to be a minister or priest in it's teachings. This desire goes back to when I was a child, indoctrinated with the Christian god world view, and it is still alive inside me, but the faith is not.

If anyone could offer me any help at all I would greatly appreciate it.
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Re: Getting ordained in Pastafarianism?

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:54 pm

Well, there's always the Universal Life Church, which gives free online ordinations.

As far as something more specifically Pastafarian, we're... loosely organized. But hey, educate yourself on the subject, get a copy of the Gospel, and then the Loose Canon when that comes out, act like you know what you're talking about, and who's to know the difference? :wink:
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Re: Getting ordained in Pastafarianism?

Postby JWG on Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:02 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Well, there's always the Universal Life Church, which gives free online ordinations.

As far as something more specifically Pastafarian, we're... loosely organized. But hey, educate yourself on the subject, get a copy of the Gospel, and then the Loose Canon when that comes out, act like you know what you're talking about, and who's to know the difference? :wink:


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Re: Getting ordained in Pastafarianism?

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:11 pm

Can you marry Qwerty, Scott, Elvalia and Nef Yoo???
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Re: Getting ordained in Pastafarianism?

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:17 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Can you marry Qwerty and Scott as well as Elvalia and Nef Yoo???

I understand why Scott and Qwerty would want to get married but what's Elvalia done to deserve the Toddling Terror?
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Re: Getting ordained in Pastafarianism?

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:18 pm

Daftbeaker, I see what you did there.
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