Getting ordained in Pastafarianism?

[Finaltoaster]

I am new to this forum, but for as long as I have known about Flying Spaghetti Monster I have wanted to be a minister or priest in it's teachings. This desire goes back to when I was a child, indoctrinated with the Christian god world view, and it is still alive inside me, but the faith is not.

If anyone could offer me any help at all I would greatly appreciate it.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Well, there's always the Universal Life Church, which gives free online ordinations.

As far as something more specifically Pastafarian, we're... loosely organized. But hey, educate yourself on the subject, get a copy of the Gospel, and then the Loose Canon when that comes out, act like you know what you're talking about, and who's to know the difference?

[JWG]

Well, there's always the Universal Life Church, which gives free online ordinations.

As far as something more specifically Pastafarian, we're... loosely organized. But hey, educate yourself on the subject, get a copy of the Gospel, and then the Loose Canon when that comes out, act like you know what you're talking about, and who's to know the difference?

Thanks for the heads up. I am now Reverend JWG. Prophet, disciple, and Reverend of the FSM and his Will to Fill our S(tomach)ouls. RAmen.

[TwistedSister]

Can you marry Qwerty, Scott, Elvalia and Nef Yoo???

[daftbeaker]

Can you marry Qwerty and Scott as well as Elvalia and Nef Yoo???

I understand why Scott and Qwerty would want to get married but what's Elvalia done to deserve the Toddling Terror?

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Daftbeaker, I see what you did there.