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I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Postby qinwaiwai on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:05 am

I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.
我能教你们关于中文。(Simple)
我能教你們關於中文。(classical)

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ISEE ONE TOPIC Mistake SOME WORD OF CHINA
我看到一个贴子错误一些中文。(Simple)
我看到一個帖子錯誤一些中文。(classical)
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Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Postby qinwaiwai on Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:38 am

MY ENGLISH IS NOT GOOD ,SO I CAN WRITE SOME WRONG IN THE WORD OF ENGLISH.
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I MUST Explain SOME THING OF THE TWO wordS :CHINA OR CHINESE.
CHINA:中国,
CHINESE:中文.

中国(Simple)中國(classical)
pronounce (Accent) is: ZHONG-GUO //
mean: one name OF the Land

中文(Simple)中文(classical)
pronounce (Accent) is: ZHONG-WEN //
mean: one name OF the Language。

字(Simple)字(classical)
pronounce (Accent) is: ZHI//
mean: IT IS the CHINESE WORD 。

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every (each) one chinese word HAVE one pronounce AND one Pictographic text, AND one alphabet(IT NAME THE HANYU Pinyin)
SO. CHINESE WORD IS 字。
中文IS TOW 字.
ONE IS 中,THE OTHER IS 文.

Simple CHINESE IS A KIND OF abridge FROM THE classical chinese
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NOW i SAY ONE WORD 秦

Postby qinwaiwai on Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:11 am

NOW i SAY ONE WORD 秦

秦(Simple)&(classical)
pronounce (Accent) is: qin//
mean: one name OF the FIRST empire OF CHINA.
SOME PEOPLE'S LAST NAME.


Before the 秦, The Land haven't the empire.
The Land IS ONE United Nations (federation).AS THE Macedonia AND Greece of classical.
UNTIL THE 秦始皇Conquest(conquer)and Rule THE LAND ,AS THE Alexander the Great Conquest(conquer)and Rule THE Macedonia AND Greece.

秦始皇(Simple)&(classical)
pronounce (Accent) is: Qin Shi Huang
mean: (The First Emperor of CHINA) so someone mean the word is strong,powerful,Great
BUT, IT FIRST(starting) IS ONLY A NAME OF A CITY .It mean one land that FIT crop
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Postby qinwaiwai on Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:29 am

:welcome:
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Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:46 pm

Welcome, qinwaiwai. :welcome:

This will be an interesting thread!
(Use lower case letters in your English explanations, and they'll be easier to read.)


Can you show how to write "Flying Spaghetti Monster"? :fsm_float:
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Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Postby ChowMein on Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:11 pm

yarr matey !

'ow duz oi write , " Chow is a god " ?
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:10 pm

Chow ye blaggard! Ye alreddy nose!
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Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:26 pm

食物是神

CM, you do know that 'Chow' is Chinese for 'Food'?

Perfect! :love:

(I'm not sure that I want to be 'TEARTHED WITH CHINESE' though. Does it hurt? :paranoid:
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Postby ChowMein on Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:12 am

Akshully I fink Chow be cowboy fer food , in Cantinknees et be meening fried or stir fried .
Quote :" ARRR! GAGAGAGA ! , ...de sailin' loife fer me. ARR! GAGAGAGAGa....arr gagaga.....a...". (Popeye The Sailor)
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Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Postby qinwaiwai on Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:33 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Welcome, qinwaiwai. :welcome:

This will be an interesting thread!
(Use lower case letters in your English explanations, and they'll be easier to read.)


Can you show how to write "Flying Spaghetti Monster"? :fsm_float:


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Flying 飞行(Simple)、飛行(classical)
Spaghetti 面条(Simple)
Monster 怪物(Simple)&(classical)
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question:
Spaghetti==it is the Noodles of Italy ? Solid or Hollow?
How to Distinction (Identify) the means Spaghetti and Noodles?

面条 is Noodles.
Spaghetti is 意面 in our Dictionary. means the Noodles of Italy
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食为天()

Postby qinwaiwai on Mon Jul 27, 2009 8:57 am

god mean very like 天.
天(Simple)&(classical)
pronounce (Accent) is: TIAN
mean: Sky, Nature, all of genius and Monster

so, When some thing was Suddenly,Appear,; people will say: 天啊!
(啊!is Ah! no have every means.)


chinese was one Phrase:食为天(Simple).食為天。(classical)

食(Simple)&(classical)
pronounce (Accent) is: SHI
mean: Noun: all kind of food.
Verb eating.

为(Simple).為(classical)
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Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:17 pm

qinwaiwai wrote:
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Flying 飞行(Simple)、飛行(classical)
Spaghetti 面条(Simple)
Monster 怪物(Simple)&(classical)
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question:
Spaghetti==it is the Noodles of Italy ? Solid or Hollow?
How to Distinction (Identify) the means Spaghetti and Noodles?

面条 is Noodles.
Spaghetti is 意面 in our Dictionary. means the Noodles of Italy


1.Spaghetti? -- Italian noodles, yes.
2. Solid or hollow? Solid, like this: [link]

Thanks! :fsm_float:
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Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Postby Capellini on Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:49 pm

There are actually a lot of different kinds of noodles from Italy. Spaghetti is just one kind, but probably the most famous.

There is also penne, rigatoni, linguini, farfalle, lasagna, and lots of others. All the Italian noodles together can be called pasta, which is how you could distinguish noodles of Italy from noodles of Asia.

The flying spaghetti monster is made of spaghetti, but he loves all different types of noodles equally, Italian and otherwise.
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Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jul 27, 2009 3:25 pm

Capellini wrote:The flying spaghetti monster is made of spaghetti, but he loves all different types of noodles equally, Italian and otherwise.


Unfounded claim.
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Re: I CAN TEARTH YOU WITH CHINESE.我能教你们关于中文

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:07 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:
Capellini wrote:The flying spaghetti monster is made of spaghetti, but he loves all different types of noodles equally, Italian and otherwise.


Blasphemy! Heretic! A schism!


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