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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by black bart on Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:03 am
No it was the Castlemaine XXXX lager that made the Snails mutate...if we had Gordon Ramsey in the film, with his language it would have to be an 18 certificate!
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by ~NoodleDemon~ on Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:13 am
We need Jeff Goldblum to stutter and vaccilate endlessly about Chaos theory.
And Will Smith, to utter his customary 'get jiggy with it' mannerisms.
Oh, and we need Bill Pullman, to make a speech about how we are ridding ourselves of the slimy mantle of snail oppression...
And Will Smith, to utter his customary 'get jiggy with it' mannerisms.
Oh, and we need Bill Pullman, to make a speech about how we are ridding ourselves of the slimy mantle of snail oppression...
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by black bart on Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:36 am
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:We need Jeff Goldblum to stutter and vaccilate endlessly about Chaos theory.
And Will Smith, to utter his customary 'get jiggy with it' mannerisms.
Oh, and we need Bill Pullman, to make a speech about how we are ridding ourselves of the slimy mantle of snail oppression...
I love it...and then Jeff Goldblum gets covered in Giant Snail slime and slowly begins to mutate into a 'half snail half man' horror!
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by bacon on Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:38 am
black bart wrote:I love it...and then Jeff Goldblum gets covered in Giant Snail slime and slowly begins to mutate into a 'half snail half man' horror!
that must be the sequel
they thought it was all over . . .
but it was only the beginning
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by ~NoodleDemon~ on Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:56 am
And he has this enormous, semi-awkward epiphany about how he is torn about losing his humanity...
And then he is eaten by a giant Frenchman.
And then he is eaten by a giant Frenchman.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by daftbeaker on Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:16 am
~NoodleDemon~ wrote:And he has this enormous, semi-awkward epiphany about how he is torn about losing his humanity...
And then he is eaten by a giant Frenchman.
Who is then attacked by Hugh Laurie with a cane.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:18 am
I can't decide between Gerard Depardieu, Jean Reno and Eric Cantona for the giant Frenchman.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by daftbeaker on Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:23 am
Roy Hunter wrote:I can't decide between Gerard Depardieu, Jean Reno and Eric Cantona for the giant Frenchman.
What about Zidane? He hasn't got much going on these days and he could always nut someone. Maybe him and Boris Johnson could have a fight on a football pitch?
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by bacon on Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:33 am
why not just a giant french mime?
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:40 am
In that case I want him played by Zal Cleminson, guitarist for The Sensational Alex Harvey Band:
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by black bart on Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:28 am
This film is getting a bit Terry Gilliam now...not that that's a bad thing...I think we need Ed Wood to direct though.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by bacon on Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:42 pm
damn - i was hoping for spielberg so we can have lots of shots of people staring at things
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by Ubi Dubium on Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:54 pm
As long as we have Brian Blessed in there somewhere. He improves any movie simply by being in it.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by Roy Hunter on Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:27 pm
BRIAN BLESSED????
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Plot ideas for Films
by bacon on Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:34 pm
what role can gene hackman have? he's good in everything.
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