It's the Daily Mash, ergo it's not safe for work.
That one is particularly funny, my favourite was the 'Government to Tackle Binge-Wanking' one.
Don't let the mechanics of beer trick you into thinking you are some kind of warrior, eating barbed wire on the wave of violent disorder. Three words: cage, wheel, hamster - Jason Williamson
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett