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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Postby TalkingBull on Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:19 pm

So I took my daughter to a GameWorks here in Ybor City (Tampa, FL) and I noticed as we were walking in that there is a -Dianetics Stress Center- a.k.a. Scientology Cult-Brainwashing Guild across the street.

Then it hit me, why don't we have a church? A place where we can meet and greet and share in our bounty?

This got me wondering, how many of us are there? Could we legitimize this religion in the United States? I think all you have to do is pay $20 bucks or something and you can become ordained in whatever religion you want. I want to be known as the "Skipper of Free Thought" and head my congregation on a weekly pillage of the local coffee shop... or something.

Plus, it would be a tax write off!

ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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Postby Jean Bart on Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:23 pm

Hey, read the Gospel! The 6th "I'd Really Rather You Didn't" says it all!
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Postby TalkingBull on Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:27 pm

Jean Bart wrote:Hey, read the Gospel! The 6th "I'd Really Rather You Didn't" says it all!
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Page please?

I just got the book and have only just begun reading it.
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Postby Jean Bart on Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:32 pm

Page 78.
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"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)
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Postby TalkingBull on Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:49 pm

Read and duly noted!

Thanks!
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Postby The Ra Man on Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:20 pm

Well, as long as we don't spend ridiculous amounts of money on it, it should be okay. Maybe just rent out a place where we could meet.
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Postby Cardinal Fang on Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:05 pm

Or go with "everyone meet in the park"/ other nice but convenient public place.

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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Postby Helios Ra on Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:51 pm

Indeed. So long as you don't spend more than a $ Million on such a building, it sounds like His Noodly Goodness would accept it. :haha:
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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:59 pm

This time of year, a BBQ in the park with lots of cold beers would seem like a particualrly good act of worship.

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Re: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Postby Dudeman55556 on Fri Aug 14, 2009 4:54 pm

The Pirate ship planned for construction certainly sounds like a good church.
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