Hats

[ladyjanneh]

I've held a strong belief in FSM and the repopulation of pirates for the last few years. Now I'm trying to explain it all to my fiancee, and he has a very important question:

What do the hats look like?

Because, you know, a religion's importance is directly related to the ridiculousness of its hats.

[DaveL]

Are we talking Pirate? I'd be betting a tricorn hat in that case.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

I'm sure someone could fashion a true FSM hat, though. Googly eyes, and a bunch of Noodly Appendages affixed everywhere? That or Tricorns, I'd go with.

[Ubi Dubium]

Well. since we're pirates, the hat would be whatever kind of hat that strikes your fancy, that you could pillage. I'd like to get a really big tricorn with lots of gold trim and feathers. You can always go with a bandanna tied around your head, too.

Over on the main page, I think I've seen some knitted or crocheted FSM hats. But those aren't much good in the summer.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Nefyoo bb has a luverly jyint hat , ask him whare he got his from .

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Something like I'm wearing, perhaps?

[Scott the Pirate]

"Would you take advice on say , birth control from a guy in a John Deere hat? I didn't think so."

[TwistedSister]

Don't listen to ^ he apparently doesn't know anything about tractors or the people who own them.

Back to hats. I think mine is just dandy.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Something with extra storage capacity - either that or big pockets and a normal pirate hat. For the loot, you see.