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Postby ladyjanneh » Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:45 pm

I've held a strong belief in FSM and the repopulation of pirates for the last few years. Now I'm trying to explain it all to my fiancee, and he has a very important question:

What do the hats look like?

Because, you know, a religion's importance is directly related to the ridiculousness of its hats.

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Re: Hats

Postby DaveL » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:46 am

Are we talking Pirate? I'd be betting a tricorn hat in that case.
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Re: Hats

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:47 am

I'm sure someone could fashion a true FSM hat, though. Googly eyes, and a bunch of Noodly Appendages affixed everywhere? That or Tricorns, I'd go with.
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Re: Hats

Postby Ubi Dubium » Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:11 am

Well. since we're pirates, the hat would be whatever kind of hat that strikes your fancy, that you could pillage. I'd like to get a really big tricorn with lots of gold trim and feathers. You can always go with a bandanna tied around your head, too.

Over on the main page, I think I've seen some knitted or crocheted FSM hats. But those aren't much good in the summer.
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Re: Hats

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:35 pm

Nefyoo bb has a luverly jyint hat , ask him whare he got his from .
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Re: Hats

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:53 pm

Something like I'm wearing, perhaps?
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Re: Hats

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:11 pm

"Would you take advice on say , birth control from a guy in a John Deere hat? I didn't think so."
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Re: Hats

Postby TwistedSister » Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:02 am

Don't listen to ^ he apparently doesn't know anything about tractors or the people who own them.

Back to hats. I think mine is just dandy.
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Re: Hats

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:12 am

Something with extra storage capacity - either that or big pockets and a normal pirate hat. For the loot, you see.
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