by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:09 pm
Doo gongs?? Wot pyritt in is write mine wood youse a doo gong?? Itt wood splatt intwo peesiz tha fust tyme yoo bangd itt! An dey wood stynke!!
Brass monkey!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."