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Re: Enlargement adds - post them here

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:08 pm

Just sent a would-be poster to the ethers. Does this ad actually sound like a good product? :oops:

Hey guys! I bought Kolaloka lemonade here [REDACTED]

And my Penis is already end of day! What do I do with this??
He is not present to fall. Value quest of more than 23 hours!
My woman in shock. And I miss to play!
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Re: Enlargement adds - post them here

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:12 pm

Not presented as an enlargement ad, but eerily similar in verbage, especially in mentioning money before putting in for to touch. :oops:

Hello,
I have a site on the subject of "finance information ".
I would like to part advertising of the install on your forum.

How multifarious intention it cost?
Put in for to touch with me by way of post:

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Re: Enlargement adds - post them here

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:39 pm

My first Michael Jackson tribute spam email:
Barr. James Blair wrote:Attn: Beneficiary

My Name Is Barr. James Blair Legal Anttorney to Michael Jackson. We were working on a charity tour when he had cardiac arrest . We have $57Million which we would want to be transferred to your account please contact me with your personal details for more information

It is my wish to see that this money is invested in any organization of your choice and distributed each year among the charity organization, the poor and the motherless baby's home I want your good humanitarian,to also use this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows around.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in United States MIDFLORIDA BANK in Florida . I will also issue a letter of authority to the bank, which will prove that you are the new beneficiary of Michael Jackson funds.Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here in.Hope to hear from you soonest.

I await your reply on this my Dearest faithfully friend.

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
BANK NAME:
PHONE NUMBER#:
OCUPATION:
SEX:
STATUS:

My Regards To You And Your Family.

Barr. James Blair
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Re: Enlargement adds - post them here

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:34 pm

I hope they are going to at least name the motherless baby's home after you... :fsm_ninja:
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Re: Enlargement adds - post them here

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:46 pm

I have a volunteer position maintaining a mailing list, and one of the spam emails I had to reject recently was this:

Is he gayy? Batman sightings put schools on lockdown

I want to believe... :paranoid:
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Re: Enlargement adds - post them here

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:54 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Just sent a would-be poster to the ethers. Does this ad actually sound like a good product? :oops:

Hey guys! I bought Kolaloka lemonade here [REDACTED]

And my Penis is already end of day! What do I do with this??
He is not present to fall. Value quest of more than 23 hours!
My woman in shock. And I miss to play!


That's an all too familiar story...I often think my penis is already end of day.
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Re: Enlargement adds - post them here

Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:04 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:I have a volunteer position maintaining a mailing list, and one of the spam emails I had to reject recently was this:

Is he gayy? Batman sightings put schools on lockdown

I want to believe... :paranoid:


Sounds like a good excuse as any to lockdown a school.
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