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Re: NYBB

Postby Ubi Dubius on Tue May 19, 2009 11:12 am

Yeah, yeah. You're a Captain.

Here's a riddle for you, Nef Yoo - How many Admirals does it take to change a light bulb in the Pentagon?

That's a Captain's job.
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Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue May 19, 2009 11:33 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:Yeah, yeah. You're a Captain.

Here's a riddle for you, Nef Yoo - How many Admirals does it take to change a light bulb in the Pentagon?

That's a Captain's job.


ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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:idea:
i coman sumwun ta gib me da antsirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Re: NYBB

Postby anthrobabe on Sun May 24, 2009 1:11 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:
Ubi Dubius wrote:Yeah, yeah. You're a Captain.

Here's a riddle for you, Nef Yoo - How many Admirals does it take to change a light bulb in the Pentagon?

That's a Captain's job.


ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :bummer:

:idea:
i coman sumwun ta gib me da antsirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:



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Re: NYBB

Postby ChowMein on Sun May 24, 2009 10:28 pm

Juste makem forum mascot or something quick , else he wount stop hopping about and carrying on with each damn permotion .
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Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:04 am

Oi coman yer brung me cheep gold an sech!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Eny-way, Now i em a Had-ermy-rul, I coman yer brung me tie-tyl.

Fank ye, ye welkum.

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Re: NYBB

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Jun 06, 2009 4:03 pm

Don't have any cheep gold, will fools gold do?
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Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:49 pm

Uncle daft - arr yoo bee-in notty? Thets nut very nice. Shame on yer.

Enyway, ther feller wot wos offerin cheep gold wow gold has gone away.

Thet's cuz Oi'z a Had-im-eral!

rrrrrrrrrrr
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Re: NYBB

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:40 pm

"Mustachioed Munchkin Menace"
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Re: NYBB

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:13 am

Scott the Pirate wrote:"Mustachioed Munchkin Menace"


That's a good one. :haha:
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Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:19 pm

black bart wrote:
Scott the Pirate wrote:"Mustachioed Munchkin Menace"


That's a good one. :haha:
Ar-hem.

Thet wull bee "Gran Had-erm-er-ill Pis-tash-ee-oo Munchies Menn-iss" Iffen yer dunt mine. :nefyoobash:

Hi es GRRRRAAAAAANNNN Had-erm-er-ill now. :fsm_yarr:

Oi givs yer GRRRRAAAANNNN coman :nefyoobash:

Fitch moi GRRRRAAAAAANNNNN ty-til or oi keee-holl yer blugits!

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :furious:

Fanke ye, ye welkum.


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Re: NYBB

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:07 pm

Well then! You told ME! (i think...)
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Re: NYBB

Postby ChowMein on Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:45 pm

!!!!!! :confused:

ARRRRRRRGH ! HE BE WOT !?

Oi nevvar thot thee wee blighter wold git this farrrrrrrrrr widout gittin his arse can(n)ed by thee towne council .
If oi'd only batten down thot hatch he'd still moulderin away , deep in thee bowels of Auntie's Nest .
P'raps oi shoulda fed him more offin .
He gotton so skinny he dun slipped owt thee shackles .
:shrug: Oh well....
Hooraw for ye :drinking: , Grand Admurl NefYu ! :nefyoobash:

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Re: NYBB

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ on Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:43 pm

In RL this here joker's prolly a 6 foot dude with an afro.

just sayin'
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Re: NYBB

Postby Calico Jack on Sat Jun 27, 2009 4:26 am

Aack!

Give Me Lolly

Aack!

Nef Yoo Poo Poo

Nef Yoo Poo Poo

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Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:58 am

Calico Jack wrote:Aack!

Give Me Lolly

Aack!

Nef Yoo Poo Poo

Nef Yoo Poo Poo

:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
HA! Yer torken big dere, chickn.

BUT yer one-lee a mish-enn-erry, int yer?

Wait til mee An-tee BB gets a hole uv yer. She nose yer in a differ-cult per-sishen, an she gunna giv yer a ryte see-in to. Nose OLL abowt a good mish-enn-erry per-sishen see-in to, she duz.
:nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: <-- Hi got a fillum, chickn. Ware ez yoor fillum?
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