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Postby edbern on Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:19 pm

I am so excited to have found your website. I feel blessed. My whole like I have been searching for a religion that combines my two favorite things, spaghetti and pirates!
I am ready to dedicate my life to spreading the good word of noodliness.
One question. Whats up with the pirate fish? I dont understand how he fits into all this. Is it a kind of holy Trinity kind of thing?
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Re: Your newest member

Postby Ubi Dubium on Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:33 pm

Welcome, Edbern. Yarr, you mean our Jollyfish! I have one on my car.

It's a response to all of the fundamentalists ostentatiously proclaiming their piety by putting a fish on their car. Well, we have a fish too, but ours is Piratey, with an eyepatch even. It's also a way for Pastafarians to identify each other, while leaving the fundies mystified. Putting a Darwin fish on your car, or the holy FSM himself, might cause over-religious neighbors to take offense, but our Jollyfish does not seem to. At least, nobody's objected to mine so far.

No trinity, just one noodly drunken god with a juvenile sense of humor.
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Re: Your newest member

Postby KC Observer on Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:36 pm

No trinity, just one noodly drunken god with a juvenile sense of humor.


...and loose moral standards! :fsm_rock:
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Re: Your newest member

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:40 pm

Yo, edbern. It be tradishunnel-like fer n00bs ter post yer furst wun in th' fust poste thredd. Givver a klikk.
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"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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