The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby Pirate Johnson on Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:22 pm

Serious!!!
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This is one of many truths that the public must learn. I only hope that this warning is made public in time to stop it. I'm not talking about the WCW videos. Watch all the others and their related videos as well if you want to stop apicalips.
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Mar 15, 2009 8:38 pm

I'm just not that afeared of the 'apicalips'.
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby Pirate Johnson on Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:49 pm

What does the Mason symbol with a G in the center mean? I've seen it on lisense plates. ^no way in hell could I have passed a drug test at the time I wrote the top entry.
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby Scott the Pirate on Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:53 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:According to an astute and highly intelligent lady, the US government is even more wicked than we thought. Not only are they investigating alternative forms of energy *gasp!* but they are doing so with your water supply and - wait for it - your oxygen supply!


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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Jun 20, 2009 5:26 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:"OXYGEN. Gas of life or secret milirary death-vapor?"

Well, if you want to write an MSDS for oxygen you could get pretty creative: Colourless odourless gas, forms explosive mixtures in liquid form, forms explosive mixtures in gas form, contact with combustible materials and heat may cause fire etc. etc.

See also dihydrogen monoxide.
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby PKMKII on Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:44 am

Here's a new one that's popped up due to recent events:
Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009
James Brown died on December 25, 2006
Lisa "Left Eye: Lopez died on April 25, 2002
Aaliyah died on August 25, 2001

Coincidence? or conspiracy to off R&B stars on the 25th of a month?
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby Calico Jack on Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:46 am

Conspiracy!!! Conspiracy!!!!

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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:31 pm

Nah, Just damn good luck for listeners of public radio. (The views, comments or opinions in this post do not represent those of KISS in any way.)
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby Pythonist on Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:41 pm

Apparently, right, not a word of a lie (apart from the ones that are), barrack obama is george bush's illegitimate son.

:shocked: G. Bush Sn., G. Bush Jn. and G. Bush Jn.Jn. have all become presidents - coincidence??? :shocked:

It's a Soviet plot... they thought Bush's stupid gene would carry on to Obama, no luck.
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Re: The Conspiracy Theory Rehash Thread.

Postby Julius Aurora on Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:55 am

That explains everything. Damn those Soviets.
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