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I have seen the Light

Postby Deftera on Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:39 pm

...and have decided to become a Pastafarian (my daughter pretty much forced me to after she saw the buried dead gays in the back yard). I am now starting a petition to get the government to illegalise alphabet soup for its blasphemy (sign or else!) The main reason I am posting here, though, is because I have discovered a new form of prayer for His Noodliness.

Ritual for the FSM

You will need:

1. Your wife's china collection.

2. Noodles.

3. Pot Noodles.

-First, stuff the Noodles into the Pot Noodles (to represent the imprisonment of His Noodliness in the distant past).

-Bless the Holy Chickeny Water the noodles now reside in.

-Pour them into each of the china bowls (to represent the liberation of the once - supressed Holy One)

-Eat the Holy One's metaphorical form (i.e. the noodles. Well, if He didn't want us to eat them, why did He make them taste so chickeny?)

-Dispose of the empty Pot Noodle container (for prayer/hygiene purposes)

-The FSM loves you!

For Spag Bol!
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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:48 pm

What's wrong with alphabet soup? All pasta is holy.

Also, dead gays?

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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby Eniavlys on Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:50 am

And when you have to pray but haven't the time there are the instant ramen for saving you.
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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby Cardinal Fang on Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:23 am

Two problems:

1. Pot Noodle is NASTY

2. Pot noodle is NASTY.

I know this is the same point, but it's so important it's worth mentioning twice!

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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:48 pm

What the heck is "pot noodle"?
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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby Ubi Dubium on Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:41 pm

I Wiki'ed "pot noodle" and came up with something much like "cup noodles" here in the US, only in what appear to be some very strange flavors.
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For some reason I actually like cup noodles. I have no idea why. They taste like the styrofoam cup they come in, and have no nutritional merit whatsoever.
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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:03 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:I Wiki'ed "pot noodle" and came up with something much like "cup noodles" here in the US, only in what appear to be some very strange flavors.
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For some reason I actually like cup noodles. I have no idea why. They taste like the styrofoam cup they come in, and have no nutritional merit whatsoever.

Argh. These things are beneath contempt. Wife of ET likes them, but I find them pointless. There is barely enough in there to make a decent mouthful, and then it's just colored water with cardboard in it. I can get that out of the river for free, and it has more flavor.
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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:19 pm

I don't know guys, they are getting better at the whole cup o' noodles game.

Lately we've been finding new and slightly more expensive versions in the grocery stores.

Instead of a single packet of flavored dust, they come with a packet of flavoring, a packet of dried vegetables, and a packet of flavored oil. Some versions even come with a packet of sauce, and some have much higher quality noodles that are already cooked and sealed.

These cost between a buck fity and three dollars apiece, but they are well worth it! They are awesome!

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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:33 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:Two problems:

1. Pot Noodle is NASTY

2. Pot noodle is NASTY.

I know this is the same point, but it's so important it's worth mentioning twice!

CF


I agree. Does anyone else remember the campaign five or six years ago when you could buy the horrible stuff in cartons labelled 'Not Poodle'?

Edit: It was actually over seven years ago! :blush: My kids loved it, they'd been calling it "Not Poodle" for years!
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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:22 am

There was also the advert with the Welsh Noodle Mines though, I loved that campaign...

But 'Pot Noodles' :barf:
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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:51 am

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:22 am

Ever check out the sodium content on that stuff????????????
It's enough to choke an elephant.
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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby Eniavlys on Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:09 am

Oh, it's a problem for the elephants, but are we elephants? Hum with less than 60 kg I think I'm not.
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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby Cardinal Fang on Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:35 am

If you're going to eat instant cup noodles at all, I think it's worth splashing out and getting the proper Japanese ones. As they are made for Japanese workers and by Japanese companies who, let's face it, know what they're talking about Japanese food-wise, they're actually not bad, and they come in oodles of flavours, sizes, chilli strength etc.

I'm fond of Aji no Moto, Katokichi, Maruchan (esp. their fried beancurd one) and Hong Shim brands. Hong Shim in Korean and do some wicked hot and spicy kimuchi ones!!!

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Re: I have seen the Light

Postby Scott the Pirate on Fri Jun 19, 2009 5:43 pm

These...

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...are actually quite good, come in a bunch of flavors and are a mere 190 calories a bag. They've been a big part of my weight loss. A bowl of cereal or a few pieces of toast for b-fast, these for lunch and then whatever the gf wants for dinner, usually a big salad.
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