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Re: Bonjour

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:24 am

A Bear? :confused: ...cette un ours ye daft blaggard...

That's it matey I be bannin ye from thee annual trip ta pillage France!
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Re: Bonjour

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:49 am

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Re: Bonjour

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:11 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:http://zankoutao.deviantart.com/art/Ils-ne-devraient-jamais-arrive-125922133


Tres bien monsieur Zankou. Le sujet du poem est vraiment puissant. Je constat que beaucoup des génocides et les guerres entre les gens d'Afrique, L'Inde (eg les Tamils) arrive a cause de les annes Imperial, couvrira une période allant de 1700 à 1900 a peu pres pendant que les Pays Imperial, comme Angleterre, a devise les continents pour construire leur empires.
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Re: Bonjour

Postby Eniavlys on Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:19 am

aaah les empires coloniaux, ce sont avec les religions les plus grand générateurs de massacres. Et les conséquences de la colonisation sont toujours là et prêtes à déclencher de nouveau conflit (construire un pays avec des frontières correspondant aux conflits coloniaux franco-anglais plutôt que sur les peuples y résidant, et bien, des conflits ethniques éclateront à coups sûr.)
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Re: Bonjour

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:49 am

Qui, exactement...pour exemple regardez les frontières d'Iraq. Ils sont fabrique avec un grille de tabulation.
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Re: Bonjour

Postby Pythonist on Mon Jan 04, 2010 6:20 pm

Bonjour, mes amis!

Un petit mot pour les Pastafarians que parle Anglais. Mon ami m'informé du fait que lol, en francais est mdr. (mor de rire)
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Re: Bonjour

Postby DavidH on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:33 am

Je regrette que non. Qu'est-ce que c'est que <turnure>? Je ne reconnais pas ce mot.
Qui voudrait parler Français s'il en avait le choix? Le Français, c'est la langue la plus ridicule, la plus laide, la plus dégoutante de toutes! La France, c'est un grand tas de merde. Je déteste les Français, moi.
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Re: Bonjour

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:04 pm

Bonjour!
David who are you calling a turd???

My French is REALLY bad (as I've mentioned before) especially writing it.
I can say Hello (see above) Good-bye (Au Revior). I can ask you where is the bakery and library and toilet and if you want to sleep with me.
I just disremember how to write it.
Maybe I will gets me English/French Dictionary to brush up.

Oh and Vous et un vache. :lol:
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Re: Bonjour

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:11 pm

Je voudrais un petit pomme de terre parce que ma mere est alle du poisson.

(I would like a small potato because my mother has gone to the fish market, I think.)

I notice we were never taught anything useful in French. I'd have liked to have learnt how to say 'where is a cheap beer? Do you do curry? Where is the ferry port, I wish to leave?' but instead I could say that my mother is a potato and my dad works in a post office.
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Re: Bonjour

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:24 am

daftbeaker wrote:Do you do curry?

Oh yes! We already got one! (I told him we already got one...)
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Re: Bonjour

Postby DavidH on Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:59 am

TwistedSister wrote:Bonjour! David who are you calling a turd???

I said, who would speak French voluntarily? That French is the most disgusting, ridiculous and ugly language there is, that France is one big heap of poo and that I loathe the French.
All of which is entirely true. :fsm_rock: :fsm_rock: :fsm_rock:
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Re: Bonjour

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:25 am

black bart wrote:Qui, exactement...pour exemple regardez les frontières d'Iraq. Ils sont fabrique avec un grille de tabulation.


I can't remember saying that...I don't know anything about Iraq! I reckon we've been infiltrated by a French Black Bart doppelganger!
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Re: Bonjour

Postby DavidH on Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:47 pm

black bart wrote: I reckon we've been infiltrated by a French Black Bart doppelganger!

Forgive me for saying this, Bart, but he's not French. There are four typically English errors, e.g. 'qui' for 'oui' and 'pour example'. :scientist:
So, my dear Watson, we are looking for a francophile English fraudster who thinks the borders of Iraq were manufactured with a ruler. Shouldn't be hard to track him down.
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Re: Bonjour

Postby black bart on Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:18 pm

ahem...mais oui...exactement Sherlock...la merde a frappe le ventilateur n'est pas?
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Re: Bonjour

Postby DavidH on Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:34 pm

black bart wrote:ahem...mais oui...exactement Sherlock...la merde a frappe le ventilateur n'est pas?


Précisément, mon vieux.
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