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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:32 am

^nose that 'plastique' weren't 'vented inna Goldin Aje.

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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 pm

^ claymes t'be ed-chew-kated!


Capn Merriam-Webster wrote:Main Entry: 1plas·tic
Pronunciation: \ˈplas-tik\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin plasticus of molding, from Greek plastikos, from plassein to mold, form
Date: 1632
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:01 am

Werlll, oi did goe ta Portsmouth Publik, affer awl.
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 12, 2009 6:04 am

^Went ta school
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:26 am

^ was in thee sayme grimmer & litter at chur class as ^^
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:23 am

^ tort the class.
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:13 am

^Is teacher's pet
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:00 am

^ be the weevil inna apple that oi gave ta Teechur
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:55 pm

^ 'e found haffe a weevul inn 'is apple.
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jun 16, 2009 12:13 am

he not teechin Cwime 101
wiff missder meenerz
at Portmuff pubik pywite skool
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:11 am

^ claymes that's not thee sayme lolly 'e's bin slobbern ovvir since 'e oyned hup.
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:10 am

^ gabe the lolly to 'im.
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 16, 2009 4:25 am

^be Ahab's younger bruvver Dahab, Dayayayhab...Daylight come and me want go home.
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:00 am

^cannae go home, cause some sharks burnt et.

Ubi Dubius wrote:^ 'e found haffe a weevul inn 'is apple.

Ackshoeally, oi was moste disgustid when oi found harf an appil in me weevil! All those nutrience!
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Re: Pirate Lies v1.0

Postby black bart on Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:54 am

^knows who Cap'n Starbuck be...shakes head in disbelief...
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