BACON!!!

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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:24 pm

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Coffee is delicious too. I wouldn't put it on a pizza, though.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby henry morgan on Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:42 pm

you got the bacon, bacon cheeseburger, bacon with scallops,bacon with pizza, bacon with pancakes, bacon with sausage, bacon with bacon
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby PKMKII on Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:59 pm

It's official; the Japanese have better McDonald's than we do.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Ubi Dubium on Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:24 pm

In Hawaii, we saw McDonalds serving these:

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I'd rather have the bacon and potato one!
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby bacon on Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:00 am

i've read on-line in a couple of places now about bacon wrapped hot dogs. has anybody ever tried one?

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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:06 pm

i wull tell ya how ta mek

mango blud

furst get a mango
wipe mango iz tha bess wun
fer dis wessypee

den
ummmm

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

den
FLAY THA MANGO!
i comandid
hokay mango dis b et fer ye an i flayd tha mango an mush tha gutz an alla tha blud dint get inna boul an tha mango b wery slippy an i dropt et sum tyme

dis lotta werk so i wull cell tha mango blud fer a shillin fer a sip !
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby PKMKII on Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:42 pm

In some parts of Canada and the northeastern U.S., McDonalds sells the McLobster roll:
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:51 pm

Ugh. Fake lobster.

Thisis more appropriate for this thread I think.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby anthrobabe on Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:40 pm

bacon wrote:i've read on-line in a couple of places now about bacon wrapped hot dogs. has anybody ever tried one?

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Bacon wrapped hot dogs are a classic- of what I don't know- but they've been around forever.
Try this
get a pack of hot dogs, some pre-cooked bacon (or cook your own), and a package of refrigerated cresent rolls.
Open the rolls and seperate them like it says on the package, roll up 1 hot dog and some bacon in each roll and bake in the oven according to roll directions.

Or take raw bacon and hot dogs-- wrap bacon around the dog and hold it in place with large toothpicks- heat up the fryer (like a fry daddy) and fry until the bacon is done. If the hot dogs get too done then pre-cook the bacon a bit in the microwave before you wrap it around them and fry them.

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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:39 pm

henry morgan wrote:you got the bacon, bacon cheeseburger, bacon with scallops,bacon with pizza, bacon with pancakes, bacon with sausage, bacon with bacon


ye fergotid bakin wiff spam!
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby PKMKII on Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:20 pm

A bacon-themed F*** My Life:
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Mad Maud on Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:39 am

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/page/1

Stumbled across this site today. Pretty much proves that bacon can be added to anything. :oops:

As for me, I try to avoid bacon ( :blush: ) most of the time, but every now and then I get the urge for it. ADoS teases me because I'll eat hash browns and bacon...but not whole eggs - just the whites.
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:32 pm

I like to wrap my pork-loins in bacon before i put them on the smoker. Keeps them nice and juicy.

My favorite Subway sub though....is NOT on the 6g of fat or less menu. The Club....double meat, double cheese, add bacon, 4 stripes light mayo (don't know why i bother with the "light"...), lettuce, onion, jalapeno, tiny bit of dijon mustard.

Yummy!
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby PKMKII on Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:21 am

Saturday I had this dish at a local greek restaurant:
Agnanti Wrap
thinly rolled pastry wrapped around creamy cheese and bacon
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Re: BACON!!!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:56 pm

PKMKII wrote:Saturday I had this dish at a local greek restaurant:
Agnanti Wrap
thinly rolled pastry wrapped around creamy cheese and bacon
Cheese, bacon and pastry?

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