"I Was Touched by His Noodly Appendage"

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"I Was Touched by His Noodly Appendage"

Postby The Ra Man on Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:53 pm

Here's a pop song dedicated to those seeking his noodly appendage, made by the bunkbeds. http://soundclick.com/share?songid=5734205

Lyrics:

i lived the life of a non believer
i was agnostic for a while
then saw the light in atheism
sittin' on the fence just aint my style

then i was touched (he was touched)
by his noodly appendage
it really took me by surprise

when i was touched (he was touched)
by his noodly appendage
i see the world through different eyes

i got a patch and a stripey jumper
and set sail on the seven seas
i'm gonna end this global warming
inclement weather and tsunamis

cos i was touched (he was touched)
by his noodly appendage
it really opened up my eyes
when i was touched (he was touched)
by his noodly appendage
i'll be a pirate til i die

i'm in the church of the flying spaghetti monster
i'm pastafarian through and through
i'm in the church of the flying spaghetti monster
i'm pastafarian
what are you?
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Re: "I Was Touched by His Noodly Appendage"

Postby alepippirimerlo on Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:42 am

WOW!
brother in FSM, i really liked your song!
thanks, for sharing your faith that enlight our road of prayer. :mob:
it's the first hymn i've heard, but it's great! :fsm_rock:
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Re: "I Was Touched by His Noodly Appendage"

Postby Helene Potier on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:14 pm

oh my FSM! you are very talented. Have you considered FSM televangelism? I could almost imagine the sceptical crowd seeing the light after hearing that!
And Cloister spake: "Lo, I shall lead you to Fuschal, and there we shall open a temple of food, wherein shall be sausages and savoury doughnuts and all manner of bountiful things. Yea, even individual sachets of mustard. And those who serve shall wear hats of great majesty, yea, though they be made of coloured cardboard and have humorous arrows through the top."

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Re: "I Was Touched by His Noodly Appendage"

Postby The Ra Man on Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:23 pm

Oh, that's not me, that's a brit named James Higgins. Check out his account on soundclick, his other stuff is pretty good too.
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Re: "I Was Touched by His Noodly Appendage"

Postby Dudeman55556 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:41 pm

You mind posting a link to his soundclick page? I searched him and I couldnt find him.

Edit: wait nevermind I didn't notice the link in the original post. sorry!
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