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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:52 am

black bart wrote:There are many things I dislike about a Tory government but the worst thing for me is they have a habit of getting rid of my job.
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I thought you were a graphic designer. What do Tories have against them? If you were a coal miner, I could understand.

Anyway, if the worst comes to the worst, you can start up a pirate-themed sub/dom dungeon and take some money off them directly (as well as having the opportunity to beat the living s**t out of a few of them).
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:05 am

If you do decide to go into that line of work remember to video everyone. Then you can sell the stories to the papers when you quit. Imagine half the Tory front bench in the papers with a Max Mosley scandal every week :haha:
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:39 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
black bart wrote:There are many things I dislike about a Tory government but the worst thing for me is they have a habit of getting rid of my job.
?

I thought you were a graphic designer. What do Tories have against them? If you were a coal miner, I could understand.

Anyway, if the worst comes to the worst, you can start up a pirate-themed sub/dom dungeon and take some money off them directly (as well as having the opportunity to beat the living s**t out of a few of them).


Coal Miner...yes exactly why I left my beautiful homeland of Wales and got on my bike (remember that Tory slogan) and came to London where I got a job with Thames TV (hurrah) whom Thatcher shot down in her Franchise war (boooooo)...but I'm not bitter...BASTARRRRRRRRRRRRDS! :furious: Then I got another job and got 'Market tested' by the buggers as well!
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Venator on Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:19 am

::phut::

Ah HA!! The Cure. I has it!

::phut::
::phut::

The Zombie plague is under control.
In Fact, there was no plague. or Zombies.

Nothing to see here.

::phut::

Carry about your business as normal.

::phut::

Although...

::phut::

Could someone please hold down Nef Yoo for me?

This dart gun isn't the most accurate of things and he does struggle so.

::phut::


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Re: BRRRAA--- argh. Oi meens ARGH.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:45 pm

Zombies? What zombies?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:52 am

Step away from the sandcastle...

I am no longer a Zombie...but we didn't manage to cure Nef Yoo or George W.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:27 am

Well. Looks like we'll have to put them both down!
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:06 am

Hallo!

Enny wun seen unkl veneter? Oi haz ter pick es branes abowt sumfin.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Venator on Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:16 am

Ah HA!!

There you are!

Stand still you little....

::phut::

::phut::

::phut-phut-phut::

::pthissss.....::

Crap.

Out of ammo.

Back to the bunker.

Someone. For the love of any deity who'll listen. Try and distract Nef Yoo with a shiny thing!

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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:03 pm

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