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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:21 pm

I didn't wish, i just said that i wouldn't be too sad.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:23 pm

That's o.k. then. :jack:
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:33 pm

What is it with you and :jack:
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:34 pm

Jack-in-the-box envy.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:35 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:"GW and Cheney found dead in hotel room wearing leather bondage gear and ball-gags. Rumsfeld arrested fleeing the scene."


Add a goat to that scene and I'd say we have a winner.

Of course, only if no harm were to come to the goat.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:41 pm

Once again the British are leading the way

True, it's more transvestisism than bondage but still quite amusing in a macabre sense.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:51 pm

DAMNIT!!! Why can't that kind of stuff happen to GW? Not the death necessarily, but at LEAST the caught cross-dressing bit? Please?
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:54 pm

Well, he'd have to work out how to get into the underwear first...

I like to think Bush is like Prince George from Blackadder 3, unable to put on trousers without assistance.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:15 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:DAMNIT!!! Why can't that kind of stuff happen to GW? Not the death necessarily, but at LEAST the caught cross-dressing bit? Please?
Have you guys forgotten that Dick Cheney shot an old man in the face? Now THAT was funny...
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby PantyGnawer on Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:26 pm

Don't forget that the dude he shot later apologized to Cheny and basically thanked him.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:00 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Once again the British are leading the way

True, it's more transvestisism than bondage but still quite amusing in a macabre sense.


Best quote from the article:
...but Tory whips privately concede that recent scandals and grassroots rebellions mean no seat is safe.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:49 pm

There's a spy novel in there, where the guy is murdered and dressed up like that to discredit somethingorother. There's a scary chase scene involving a motorized skateboard and a motorcycle, a big fight scene between a blind nun and a ten-year-old Down's Syndrome hermaphrodite, and lots of money gets stolen by a Tibetan monk. And there's something about fish.
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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby Venator on Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:43 pm

Ye Gods....

I wander away from this place for a couple of days...


A couple of my mates recon that GW isn't quite as dumb as he makes out but that it is part of an elaborate ruse.
This way when he is finally dragged up in front of a judge he can quite honestly say:

"Do you really think a man with a pair of trousers on his head could plan something like that...wibble..wibble..sclup."

Mind you, it has taken me three years to almost convince one of these mates that it would have been easier to actually go to the moon than to fake the landings.

Maybe I need new mates.

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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:06 am

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Re: BRRRAAAAIINNSSS!

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:18 am

There's a good chance after the next election we'll have the Tories back so we can look forward to more Cross Dressing MPs who claim for their undies expenses. There are many things I dislike about a Tory government but the worst thing for me is they have a habit of getting rid of my job. If there was a Zombie Party I'd vote for them.
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