Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

[reasonwithme]

It's no question that piracy has been on the rise in the last couple of years...more notably in the Indian Ocean. Does this mean a regression of global warming or just a sign that His Noodly Appendage is intervening to throw off the statistics again as he did with radioactive decay? He works in mysterious ways.

[jefe]

I'm wondering if our government's recent TARGETING and KILLING of said pirates actually undermines the new administration's stance on global warming. Seem like they've taken a huge step BACKWARD by killing pirates. I think we can safely say that tomatoes won't grow in sub-Saharan Africa anymore.

[PantyGnawer]

Thats not what that smiley is used for. Ur doin it all wrong.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

I'm wondering if our government's recent TARGETING and KILLING of said pirates actually undermines the new administration's stance on global warming. Seem like they've taken a huge step BACKWARD by killing pirates. I think we can safely say that tomatoes won't grow in sub-Saharan Africa anymore.

Uhhh , why not ?

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

Unka Willy tell im! Tell im i aint no ter-mar-toe.

an eez not allow use moi fillum lyk tha.

[black bart]

Arrrr, talkin of tomatoes though:

[PantyGnawer]

Thats luverly there bart.

But now Ner Yoo is going to think that he's become a film star.

[black bart]

Thats luverly there bart.

But now Ner Yoo is going to think that he's become a film star.

Arrrgh well he be the brightest ope fer Hollywood since Macaulay Caulking (mis spelled on purpose in an attempt at a sea faring type pun).

[pieces o'nine]

That'ud be McCollie Caulkin, an 'e's gone t'thee dogs sins becommin a big hack tor.

[black bart]

Arrr lets ope fame don't go ta Nef Yoo's head. We don't want im going thee way of so manee hollywood stars an swappin his lollpop for a ...no, I can't even bring meself ta say it...perhaps we should play him 'Hotel Portsmouth' by thee Weevil Eagles as a warnin:

On a dark Portsmouth highway, sea breeze in my hair
Warm smell of Fish Head Stew*, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw the Benbow's light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

*lyric changed to protect thee hinocent

[Rainswept]

[anthrobabe]

Ur doin it all wrong.

Whot tha wenchez at tha benbow sez to ye often!

[Clifford]

Sadly those pirates do not follow the designated pirate's way of life preferred by the FSM. Thus I'm not sure if temperatures will receed ...