Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

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Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby reasonwithme on Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:29 am

It's no question that piracy has been on the rise in the last couple of years...more notably in the Indian Ocean. Does this mean a regression of global warming or just a sign that His Noodly Appendage is intervening to throw off the statistics again as he did with radioactive decay? He works in mysterious ways.
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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby jefe on Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:52 am

I'm wondering if our government's recent TARGETING and KILLING of said pirates actually undermines the new administration's stance on global warming. Seem like they've taken a huge step BACKWARD by killing pirates. I think we can safely say that tomatoes won't grow in sub-Saharan Africa anymore. :nefyoobash:
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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:47 am

Thats not what that smiley is used for. Ur doin it all wrong.
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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:43 pm

jefe wrote:I'm wondering if our government's recent TARGETING and KILLING of said pirates actually undermines the new administration's stance on global warming. Seem like they've taken a huge step BACKWARD by killing pirates. I think we can safely say that tomatoes won't grow in sub-Saharan Africa anymore. :nefyoobash:


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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:54 pm

Unka Willy tell im! Tell im i aint no ter-mar-toe.

an eez not allow use moi fillum lyk tha.
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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:00 am

Arrrr, talkin of tomatoes though:

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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:09 pm

Thats luverly there bart.

But now Ner Yoo is going to think that he's become a film star.
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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 17, 2009 4:10 am

PantyGnawer wrote:Thats luverly there bart.

But now Ner Yoo is going to think that he's become a film star.


Arrrgh well he be the brightest ope fer Hollywood since Macaulay Caulking (mis spelled on purpose in an attempt at a sea faring type pun).
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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:49 pm

That'ud be McCollie Caulkin, an 'e's gone t'thee dogs sins becommin a big hack tor.
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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 20, 2009 7:46 am

Arrr lets ope fame don't go ta Nef Yoo's head. We don't want im going thee way of so manee hollywood stars an swappin his lollpop for a ...no, I can't even bring meself ta say it...perhaps we should play him 'Hotel Portsmouth' by thee Weevil Eagles as a warnin:

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Warm smell of Fish Head Stew*, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw the Benbow's light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby Rainswept on Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:38 am

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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby anthrobabe on Mon May 11, 2009 12:31 am

PantyGnawer wrote:Ur doin it all wrong.


Whot tha wenchez at tha benbow sez to ye often! :whistle:
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Re: Recent Pirate Activity = Change in Global Warming?

Postby Clifford on Sun May 24, 2009 4:57 am

Sadly those pirates do not follow the designated pirate's way of life preferred by the FSM. Thus I'm not sure if temperatures will receed ...
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